Beverly Hills Ninja
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EspeciaIIy your apartment.
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I'II protect you
with aII of my being.

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I'm so Iucky I found you.
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You reaIIy are courageous.
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If onIy I had caught TanIey in Japan.
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Today, you'd be basking in the
safety of our dojo...

:48:23
...where I'd bring you
soap and sweet-smeIIing oiIs...

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...that you couId rub
aII over your body.

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And then--
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I am sorry. I got carried away.
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It's okay.
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Your IoyaIty is most appreciated.
:48:42
WeII, I guess it's time to turn in.
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-Do you want the bed or the couch?
-Which wouId you prefer?

:48:50
Couch is fine for me.
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That wouId be fine for me too.
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Good night.
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Good night.
:49:23
Don't worry, he's an ink speciaIist
and suspects nothing.

:49:27
As we taIked about,
you'II distract him...

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...and I'II use the ninja sIeephoId...
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...to incapacitate him.
Are you ready?

:49:35
Yeah, Iet's go.
:49:41
WeIcome to BeverIy HiIIs Bank Note.
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I'm Chet WaIters. Nice coat.
Who shot the couch?

:49:49
I'm kidding.
What can I do you for?

:49:51
Our car broke down.
Mind if I use your phone?

:49:54
Don't get me started
on car probIems.

:49:57
I got a 1 975 Fairmont.
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It's about as hard
to turn over as me on Laguna Beach.


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