:21:01
Chicks ? You're such a man.
:21:05
You know what this is ?
This is fate.
:21:08
No, this is "The Rog."
:21:12
I'm talking about us meeting.
What are the chances ?
:21:15
Pretty slim. I haven't been back
to the 'burbs since my friend's funeral.
:21:18
- The Quick Stop girl died ?
- Uh-uh. Another girl.
:21:21
- Julie Dwyer. She died in the--
- The YMCA pool ! Damn !
:21:24
- You knew her too ?
- So well.
:21:26
Wow ! One friend in the asylum,
the other friend in the grave.
:21:30
- You're a dangerous person to know.
- Ah, but I can tap.
:21:35
- That's the Buffalo two-step.
- Yeah, well, it's very solid.
:21:38
That's what six years
of tap lessons yields.
:21:41
Two towns away from each other
for years, we had to meet in New York.
:21:44
Could have been worse.
Could have not met at all.
:21:53
Okay, we're back.
:21:56
Thank you. Thank you.
:21:58
So, a long time ago, we used
to have this bass player,
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who took off one day to draw
funny books or something.
:22:05
Maybe you've heard of her stuff ?
Idiosyncratic Routine ?
:22:11
But what a lot of people
don't know...
:22:14
is that she used to harbor
these delusions that she could sing,
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and she used to subject us to throaty
renditions of Debbie Gibson tunes.
:22:23
So, she's here tonight,
and I think if we all beg her...
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or maybe offer her
some "X,"
:22:30
she'll come up here and treat us
to some of her vocal stylings.
:22:32
What do ya say, Alyssa ?
:22:34
- Yeah !
:22:37
Oh, she's shy !
:22:41
Get up here and sing, bitch !
:22:44
All right !
Go. Go up there.
:22:48
Whoo !
:22:50
Whoo ! Yea !
:22:54
What am I doing here ?
This is so fucking gay.