:28:00
Then what's with
saying "fuck" ?
:28:02
Shouldn't you say "eat her out" or
modify the term "fuck" with "fist" ?
:28:07
Let me ask you a question.
Can men fuck each other ?
:28:11
- You asking for my permission ?
- In your estimation.
:28:15
Sure.
:28:17
So, for you,
to fuck is to penetrate.
:28:21
You're used to the more
traditional definition.
:28:24
You, inside some girl you've
duped, jackhammering away,
:28:28
not noticing that
bored look in her eyes.
:28:30
Hey, I always notice that bored look
in their eyes, all right ?
:28:34
Fucking is not limited
to penetration, Banky.
:28:38
For me, it describes any sex
when it's not totally about love.
:28:42
I don't love Kim,
but I'll fuck her.
:28:45
I'm sure you don't love
every girl you sleep with.
:28:47
Some of them
I downright loathe.
:28:50
Aha, but I'll bet it's different
with the ones you do love.
:28:53
Like, you'll go down
on 'em longer.
:28:55
- Here we go.
- I don't do that.
:28:57
- What ?
- I stopped. It got to be frustrating.
:29:00
As stupid as you usually come off
during this little diatribe of yours,
:29:04
you're gonna come off ten times
as stupid on this occasion.
:29:06
I lost my tolerance for the baggage
that comes with eating girls out.
:29:09
What's the big deal ?
:29:11
If you say the smell,
so help me, I will slug you.
:29:14
Not the smell.
The smell is good.
:29:16
I'm talking about not being
able to do it properly.
:29:19
My mother
brought me up to believe...
:29:21
if I can't do something right,
I shouldn't do it at all.
:29:23
Of course, my father told me she gave
lousy head, but that's beside the point.
:29:27
Well, at least you blame yourself
for your sexual inadequacies.
:29:30
No. I blame them.
:29:33
Chicks never help you out.
They never tell you what to do, right ?
:29:38
And most oft hem are all self-conscious
about the smell factor.
:29:41
And, so, most of the time, they just lay
there frozen like a deer in headlights.
:29:46
I mean, not for nothing,
but when a chick goes down on me,
:29:48
I let her know where to go
and what the status is.
:29:52
You gotta handle it like
CNN and the Weather Channel.
:29:56
Constant updates.
:29:58
- You are such an idiot.