1:11:02
He heard some bullshit
story that she took on two guys.
1:11:05
Really ?
1:11:07
Then he's barking up the wrong tree
if he wants to split you up, isn't he ?
1:11:11
He's not gonna make you see
the error of your ways...
1:11:14
by pointing out
how truly gay she's not.
1:11:16
- This one ?
- I have it.
1:11:19
- Actually, it has kinda gotten to me.
- How so ?
1:11:24
Well, Banky's got
a pretty good bullshit detector.
1:11:27
- He's not known for misinformation.
- So what if it is true ?
1:11:29
- Would that bother you ?
- Sex with multiple partners ?
1:11:32
- At the same time ?
1:11:34
Ah ! Ooh !
1:11:36
Thanks for being so comforting.
I appreciate it.
1:11:38
So, what do you care ?
1:11:40
That's just it, you know ?
I shouldn't care.
1:11:43
- But it just-- It gets to me.
- Look,
1:11:45
the kind of gal Alyssa is, you don't
think she's been in the middle...
1:11:48
of an all-girl group grope ?
1:11:53
You see, that doesn't bother me, right ?
But just the thought of her with guys--
1:11:56
Oh, Holden, I beg you, please. Don't
drop 50 stories in my opinion of you...
1:12:00
by falling prey
to that latest of trendy beasts.
1:12:03
- Which is ?
- Lesbian chic.
1:12:05
It's oh-so acceptable to be a gay girl
nowadays. People think it's cute.
1:12:10
Got this fool picture of lipstick
lesbians in their heads,
1:12:13
Like they all resemble Alyssa,
while most of' em look more like you.
1:12:17
Do I detect a little
intersubculture cattiness here ?
1:12:20
Gay or straight,
ugly's still ugly.
1:12:23
- And most of those boys are scary.
1:12:25
I thought you fags were all
super supportive of one another.
1:12:27
Screw that all-for-one shit.
1:12:29
I gotta deal with being a minority
in the minority of the minority,
1:12:32
and nobody's supporting
my ass.
1:12:34
While the whole of society's
fawning over girls-on-girls,
1:12:38
here I sit, a reviled gay man.
1:12:40
And to top that off,
I'm a gay black man,
1:12:42
notoriously, the most
swishy of the bunch.
1:12:44
- Three strikes--
- Hey, hey ! There's a line.
1:12:46
- Are you HooperX?
1:12:52
- Salaam alaykem, little brother.
- Could you sign my comic ?