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:18:01
Hey, man, I'm just fuckin' with you,
all right? Don't get all...

:18:04
"Wounded Knee" on me
and shit.

:18:08
You look like
you wanna scalp a nigger.

:18:12
What you lookin' at,
punk?

:18:15
Nothin'. I was just
admirin' your cage.

:18:19
Fits you pretty good.
:18:22
Well, welcome aboard.
:18:25
My, my. As I look around I see
a lot of celebrities among us.

:18:28
I see 11 Current Affairs,
two Hard Copies, and a genuine
Geraldo interviewee.

:18:33
But I got to tell you,
gentlemen, none of this impresses me.

:18:35
Because we have rules on this aircraft,
and they're gonna be enforced.

:18:38
It's a lot like kindergarten.
You'll keep your hands to yourself.

:18:41
You keep the decibel level down.
And if any of you should feel
the need to scream...

:18:45
spit or bite,
you get the treatment.

:18:47
- Fuck you, pig.
- Gag and bag this Nazi muffin.

:18:53
See, this kind of thing
puts me in a foul mood.

:18:55
These rules will be enforced.
If there's a hint of trouble...

:18:58
if any of you so much as passes
gas in my direction, it offends
my delicate nasal passages...

:19:02
your testicles will become
my personal property.

:19:07
That's pretty clear.
Good.

:19:29
Call me Johnny 600
if they knew the truth.

:19:32
Ah, doesn't have
quite the same ring to it.

:19:35
Anyway,
I despise rapists.

:19:38
For me, you're somewhere between
a cockroach and that white stuff...

:19:41
that accumulates at the corner of
your mouth when you're really thirsty.

:19:44
But in your case,
I'll make an exception.

:19:48
- Guard Falzon.
- What?

:19:51
Oh, stewardess, stewardess?
What's the in-flight movie today?

:19:55
Well, I think you'll like it,
Cyrus. It's called...

:19:57
I'll Never Make Love
To A Woman On The Beach Again.

:19:59
And it's preceded by the award-winning
short, No More Steak For Me Ever.


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