Conspiracy Theory
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:02:00
That's like saying, "Smoke cigarettes"
or "Drive cars. " It's really generic.

:02:04
This guy looks at me and says, "You
think you're living in a free country"?

:02:08
"You think it's a democracy?
Of course not. "

:02:11
Web sites, newsletters,
self-published manifestoes....

:02:14
They think we're kooks.
:02:16
George Bush knew what he was saying
when he said, "New World Order. "

:02:19
You remember those three little words?
:02:21
He was a 33rd degree Mason,
and as ex-director of the cIA. . .

:02:25
. . .he knew that saying that would
send conspiratologists everywhere. . .

:02:29
. . .spinning, spinning their wheels.
:02:31
Then they destroy
their own credibility.

:02:33
Sister, I'm sure your heart's
in the right place, but. . .

:02:37
. . .somebody's got to lift
the festering scab that is the Vatican.

:02:43
A chip for identification so they can
track down an animal anywhere he's at.

:02:47
You'll insert it under the dog's skin
and it's an identification thing.

:02:51
I mean,
it's only a small logical step. . .

:02:54
. . .till they start putting it
in us and our children.

:02:57
Then before we know it,
they'll come with the pretext....

:03:01
Is that one of the new $1 00s with
the changed picture of Ben Franklin?

:03:05
Look at him.
:03:07
He looks like the love child
of Fred Mertz and Rosie O'Donnell.

:03:10
That's him.
Get rid of it, lady.

:03:13
See the metal strip in it?
That's a tracking device.

:03:16
If you got any more of those at home,
get rid of them.

:03:20
They'll follow you. They know where
every one of those $ 100s is going.

:03:26
Black helicopters.
You heard about black helicopters?

:03:30
They're everywhere.
:03:32
They're on whisper mode.
You can 't hear them till they've gone.

:03:36
You know?
:03:41
There's nobody there.
:03:44
Where'd they go?
Oh, there was nobody in here!

:03:47
What am I talking--
Why is the meter on?


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