:54:00
This is yet another example of science
intruding into matters of faith.
:54:05
This means they
have been reacting to TV signals...
:54:08
...from the 1930's.
They're just getting them.
:54:11
Imagine how disappointed
they'll be if they're Cubs fans.
:54:15
We now go to Jeremy Roth,
who is reporting...
:54:18
...from the Very Large Array
near Socorro, New Mexico.
:54:22
Like a bolt from the blue it came.
:54:23
"The Message from Vega" has caused...
:54:26
...thousands of believers
and non-believers...
:54:28
...to descend upon the VLA facility
here in the desert of New Mexico.
:54:32
Many have come to protest,
many to pray...
:54:34
...but most have come to participate
in what's become the best show in town.
:54:44
Well, I saw the thing
coming out of the sky
:54:47
It had one long horn and one big eye
:54:50
I commenced to shaking
and said Oo-ee
:54:53
Looks like a Purple People Eater to me
:55:45
Hail to Vega
Hail to Vega
:55:52
But they have failed!
:55:55
It's the same people who,
again and again...
:55:57
...have brought us
to the brink of destruction!