:22:00
-How do I reach you?
-Shall I call the police?
:22:03
I've got a question.
:22:04
-Will you stop?
-No. I won't listen.
:22:06
Tomorrow they honor me at my old
school. I want to take Hilly.
:22:10
-He has school tomorrow.
-Trade a visitation day.
:22:13
No! I have plans with him.
:22:15
It'd be good for him
to see me honored.
:22:18
I don't want him to.
I don't want him to see you ever!
:22:20
He'll have a day in the country.
Will you stop?
:22:23
A day in the country.
What is so bad?
:22:26
He is 9 years old.
:22:27
Where does he learn phrases like
"banging beaver" and " fuck God"?
:22:31
What are you saying?
From me?
:22:32
Do I look like an imbecile?
:22:34
I know your conversations with him...
:22:36
and I heard about "Open School Week".
:22:38
Beth Kramer was appalled.
:22:41
Dad?
:22:42
Why doesn't my penis
look like yours?
:22:45
Why doesn't your penis
look like mine?
:22:47
Because your mother and I...
:22:49
never had you circumcised.
:22:51
When I was your age, you know
what kids used to do?
:22:54
They used to name their penises.
:22:56
I'm going to name mine Dillinger.
:22:58
Dillinger is perfect!
Dillinger is great!
:23:01
Hilly, you're inspired.
A genius.
:23:03
Dillinger was a genius
in his chosen profession...
:23:07
like Willy Sutton.
:23:08
Remember how we
discussed Freud once?
:23:10
Freud said the two most important
things in life...
:23:14
are the work that you chose
and sex.
:23:17
Those two things.
:23:18
Women...
:23:19
are God.
:23:21
God's a woman?
:23:22
No. I'm not saying that.
:23:24
We don't know if there's
a God...
:23:26
but there are women.
:23:28
Not in some imaginary heaven,
but right here on earth.
:23:31
And some of them...
some of them...
:23:34
shop at Victoria's Secret...
:23:36
Beth Kramer has never been
so mortified in her entire life.
:23:40
Beth Kramer's a tight-assed,
busybody cunt...
:23:43
and it's none of her business
how I speak to my son.
:23:46
She is a decent parent
and great friend.
:23:49
Bullshit!
Just change one visitation day.
:23:52
What is so terrible?
:23:54
No! He is not going to miss school!
:23:56
If Hilly was sick
he would miss school!
:23:59
Yes, he would.
But he's not sick...