Deconstructing Harry
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1:19:01
-They were sisters.
-Really?

1:19:03
Yes! They were two
blond WASP sisters.

1:19:05
-Not the Sherman twins?
-Yes, the Sherman twins!

1:19:09
They're here.
1:19:11
The Sherman twins are here?
1:19:12
Unbelievable!
Do you know Sandra Pepkin?

1:19:15
Do I know Sandra Pepkin? Only the
best blowjob in the Hadassah.

1:19:18
So, if you know
Sandra Pepkin...

1:19:20
I fucked her best friend,
the cripple. Pearl.

1:19:23
-Pearl in the wheelchair?
-Exactly.

1:19:26
Speaking of handicaps,
do you know Marie Taylor?

1:19:28
Yes, but her I don't count.
Marie Taylor is dyslexic.

1:19:32
She put her Tampax
in her nose.

1:19:34
-Ever fuck a blind girl?
-No, that I never did.

1:19:37
Oh, they're so grateful.
1:19:39
-Would you like a drink?
-You're terrible.

1:19:42
Could I get some tequila?
1:19:44
I've got great tequila.
Make yourself at home.

1:19:47
Want the air conditioner on?
1:19:48
-You're air-conditioned here?
-Sure. Fucks up the ozone layer.

1:19:52
I could be very comfortable here.
1:19:54
I'll tell you something:
I love it here.

1:19:57
I wouldn't be any place else.
1:19:59
-There you go.
-Thank you.

1:20:00
I've had job offers in your world,
but why be an employee?

1:20:04
Here, I'm my own boss.
I'm free.

1:20:06
What jobs did they offer?
1:20:08
For two years I ran
a Hollywood studio...

1:20:10
but you can't trust those people.
1:20:12
I agree. Better to rule
down here...

1:20:14
than to serve in heaven.
That's Milton.

1:20:17
To evil!
It keeps everything humming.

1:20:20
So you kidnapped Fay?
1:20:22
Yes, I did.
1:20:23
Some women are turned on
by aggressive behavior.

1:20:26
So, if I kidnapped her back?
1:20:29
You, kidnap?
1:20:30
Not your style.
You're not a fun guy.

1:20:32
You're too serious.
Too angry at life.

1:20:35
I got a lot to be angry at.
1:20:37
Who doesn't?
1:20:38
But sooner or later,
you gotta back off.

1:20:40
It's like Vegas.
You're up, you're down.

1:20:43
But in the end,
the house always wins.

1:20:46
Doesn't mean you
didn't have fun.

1:20:48
No, one thing you're not
is a kidnapper.

1:20:51
Kidnapper!
1:20:53
Listen to me!
1:20:54
Out of my way! Can't you see
you're with a kidnapper!

1:20:58
You're going to have to
come with me.


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