:18:00
Wood drastically underestimates
the impact of social distinctions...
:18:03
predicated upon wealth,
especially inherited wealth.
:18:06
You got that from Vickers'
Work in Essex County. Page 98, right?
:18:10
I read that too. Were you gonna
plagiarize the whole thing for us?
:18:13
Do you have any thoughts
of your own on this matter?
:18:16
Or is that your thing? You come into
a bar. You read some obscure passage.
:18:19
Then pretend--
pawn it off as your own.
:18:22
As your own idea just to impress
some girls? Embarrass my friend?
:18:26
See, the sad thing about a guy like
you is, in 50 years,
:18:29
you're gonna start doin'
some thinkin' on your own.
:18:31
You're gonna come up with the fact that
there are two certainties in life.
:18:34
One: Don't do that.
:18:36
And two: You dropped 150 grand
on a fuckin' education...
:18:39
you could've got for $1.50
in late charges at the public library.
:18:42
[ Chuckling ]
:18:44
Yeah, but
I will have a degree,
:18:46
and you'll be servin' my kids
fries at a drive through
on our way to a skiing trip.
:18:51
Maybe, but at least
I won't be unoriginal.
:18:54
If you have a problem with that,
we could step outside.
We could figure it out.
:18:59
No, man, there's no problem.
It's cool.
:19:03
- It's cool?
- Yeah.
:19:05
- Cool.
- Damn right, it's cool.
:19:08
How do you like me now?
:19:13
My boy's wicked smart.
:19:15
I just spent three minutes
in this fuckin' place
and run into a barney, huh?
:19:21
There it is.
:19:23
- Nice to meet you.
- They were fine, man.
:19:25
I was gonna close the deal, but then
Chuck-- Billy insulted one of 'em--
:19:30
The heavyset girl said I had
a receding hairline, and I was
a few pounds overweight.
:19:33
And I was, like,
"Go fuck yourself."
:19:36
I swallowed a bug.
:19:39
[ Chuckling ]
Hi.
:19:41
- You're an idiot.
- What?
:19:44
You're an idiot. I've been sitting
over there for 45 minutes...
:19:46
waiting for you
to come and talk to me.
:19:48
But I'm tired now,
and I have to go home.
:19:50
I couldn't sit there anymore
waiting for you.
:19:53
- I'm Will.
- Skylar.
:19:55
- Skylar.
- Oh, and by the way,
:19:57
that guy over there--
Michael Bolton clone--