:22:02
Yeah. What can I do
for you?
:22:04
I just need the name
of a student who works here.
:22:06
- No students work for me.
- Could you please check?
:22:09
I have this guy
who works in my building.
:22:11
- He's about this high.
- Which one is your building?
:22:13
- Two.
- Two. Building two.
:22:22
- Look, if anything was stolen,
I should know about it.
- No, it's nothing like that.
:22:24
I just need his name.
:22:26
- I can't give you his name
unless you have a complaint.
- This is Professor Lambeau.
:22:30
And this is
Professor Hayes.
:22:32
Tom, please.
:22:37
This is important.
Please.
:22:40
Will didn't show
for work today.
:22:42
[ Sighs ] Got this job through
his P.O. You can call him.
:22:46
- P.O.?
- Yeah. Parole officer.
:22:54
Thank you.
:22:56
Asshole.
:22:59
[ Chuckling ]
:23:00
[ Will ] There is a lengthy
legal precedent, Your Honor,
going back to 1789,
:23:06
whereby a defendant
can claim self-defense against
an agent of the government...
:23:09
if that act is deemed a defense against
tyranny, a defense of liberty.
:23:12
[ Clears Throat ]
Your Honor, Henry Ward Beecher,
:23:14
- in Proverbs from the Plymouth
Pulpit, 1887, said, quote--
- 1887?
:23:18
- Excuse me.
- This is the 20th century.
:23:20
- He's gonna make a mockery.
- I am afforded the right to
speak in my own defense, sir,
:23:24
by the Constitution
of the United States.
:23:26
- Don't tell me about the Constitution.
- This guarantees my liberty.
:23:28
"Liberty," in case you've forgotten,
is a soul's right to breathe.
:23:31
When it cannot take a long breath,
laws are girded too tight.
:23:33
- Without liberty, man is a syncope.
- Man is a what?
:23:35
- Ibid., Your Honor.
- Son, my turn.
:23:39
I've been sitting here
for ten minutes now lookin' over
this rap sheet of yours.
:23:43
I just can't believe it.
June '93, assault.
:23:47
September '93, assault.
:23:49
Grand theft auto,
February of '94.
:23:53
Where, apparently, you defended yourself
and had the case thrown out by citing...
:23:57
"free property rights
of horse and carriage" from 1798.