1:30:00
A cute little ancillary benefit
for them, but it ain't helpin'
my buddy at 2.50 a gallon.
1:30:04
They're takin' their sweet time
bringin' the oil, of course.
1:30:06
Maybe they even took the liberty
to hire an alcoholic skipper,
1:30:08
who likes to drink martinis and fuckin'
play slalom with the icebergs.
1:30:12
It ain't too long till
he hits one, spills the oil...
1:30:14
and kills all the sea life
in the North Atlantic.
1:30:16
So now my buddy's out of work,
he can't afford to drive,
1:30:18
so he's walkin' to
the fuckin' job interviews...
1:30:20
which sucks because the shrapnel in his
ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids.
1:30:23
Meanwhile, he's starvin', 'cause every
time he tries to get a bite to eat,
1:30:26
the only blue plate special
they're servin'...
1:30:28
is North Atlantic scrod
with Quaker State.
1:30:30
So what did I think?
I'm holdin' out for somethin' better.
1:30:35
I figure, fuck it. While I'm at it,
why not just shoot my buddy,
1:30:39
take his job,
give it to his sworn enemy,
1:30:41
hike up gas prices, bomb
a village, club a baby seal,
1:30:43
hit the hash pipe
and join the National Guard?
1:30:46
I can be
elected president.
1:30:49
- You feel like you're alone?
- What?
1:30:52
Do you have a soul mate?
1:30:55
Do I have a--
Define that.
1:30:58
Somebody who challenges you.
1:31:00
- Uh, Chuckie.
- No, Chuckie's family. He'd lie
down in fuckin' traffic for you.
1:31:05
I'm talking about someone who opens
up things for you, touches your soul.
1:31:11
- I got-- I got--
- Who?
1:31:14
- I got plenty.
- Well, name 'em.
1:31:17
Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost,
O'Connor, Kant, Pope, Locke--
1:31:20
That's great.
They're all dead.
1:31:22
- Not to me they're not.
- You don't have
a lot of dialogue with them.
1:31:25
You can't give back
to them, Will.
1:31:29
- Not without some serious
smelling salts and a heater.
- That's what I'm saying.
1:31:33
You'll never have that kind
of relationship in a world...
1:31:36
where you're always afraid
to take the first step,
1:31:39
because all you see is every
negative thing ten miles down the road.
1:31:42
- You gonna take the
professor's side on this?
- Don't give me a line of shit.
1:31:44
- No.
- I didn't want the job.
1:31:46
It's not about the job. I don't care
if you work for the government.
1:31:48
But you can do anything you want.
You are bound by nothing.
1:31:51
What are you passionate about?
What do you want?
1:31:56
There are guys who work
their entire life layin' brick...
1:31:59
so their kids have a chance
at the opportunities you have here.