:24:00
Wait!
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Oh, nymphs!
:24:04
They can't keep
their hands off me.
:24:11
What's the matter?
You never seen a satyr before?
:24:14
Can you help us?
:24:15
We're looking for someone
called Philoctetes.
:24:19
Call me Phil.
:24:23
Boy, am I glad to meet you!
I'm Hercules.
:24:25
And this is Pegasus.
:24:29
Animals! Disgusting!
:24:31
I need your help.
:24:33
I want to become a hero,
a true hero.
:24:37
Sorry, kid. Can't help ya.
:24:38
Wait!
:24:40
Sorry.
:24:42
- Why not?
- Two words: I am retired.
:24:46
Look, I gotta do this.
:24:49
Haven't you ever had a dream...
:24:51
something you wanted so bad
you'd do anything?
:24:56
Kid, come inside.
:24:58
I want to show you something.
:25:07
Watch it! That was part
of the mast of the Argo.
:25:10
The Argo?
:25:12
Who do you think taught Jason
how to sail? Cleopatra?
:25:16
I trained all those
would-be heroes.
:25:18
Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus.
A lot of "yeuseus."
:25:23
And every single one
of those bums let me down...
:25:25
flatter than a discus.
:25:27
None of 'em could
go the distance.
:25:29
And then there was Achilles.
:25:33
Now, there was a guy
who had it all...
:25:35
the build, the foot speed.
:25:37
He could jab, he could take
a hit, he could keep on comin'.
:25:41
But that furshlugginer heel
of his!
:25:44
He barely gets nicked there
once and... kaboom!
:25:47
He's history.
:25:51
Yeah, I had a dream once.
:25:52
I dreamed I was gonna train...
:25:54
the greatest hero
there ever was.
:25:56
So great, the gods would hang
a picture of him in the stars...