:27:00
Well, whoop-de-do
:27:02
I have been
around the block before
:27:04
With blockheads just like you
:27:07
Each and every one
a disappointment
:27:09
Pain for which
there ain't no ointment
:27:13
So much for excuses
:27:14
Though a kid of Zeus is
:27:16
Askin' me to jump into the fray
:27:19
My answer is two words
:27:24
OK.
:27:26
- You mean you'll do it?
- You win.
:27:29
- You won't be sorry, Phil.
- Oh, gods.
:27:31
So when do we start?
Can we start now?
:27:32
Oy, vay.
:27:35
I'd given up hope
that someone would come
:27:38
Along
:27:40
A fella who'd ring the bell
for once
:27:42
Not the gong
:27:44
The kind who wins trophies
:27:46
Won't settle for low fees
:27:49
At least semipro fees
:27:51
But, no
I get the greenhorn
:27:54
I've been out to pasture, pal
:27:55
My ambition gone
:27:58
Content to spend lazy days
and to graze my lawn
:28:03
But you need an advisor
:28:05
A satyr, but wiser
:28:07
A good merchandiser and... whoa!
:28:10
There goes my ulcer
:28:12
I'm down to one last hope
and I hope it's you
:28:17
Though, kid, you're not exactly
a dream come true
:28:21
I trained enough turkeys
:28:23
Who never came through
:28:26
You're my one last hope
So you'll have to do
:28:29
Rule #6: When rescuing
a damsel...
:28:33
always handle with care.
:28:39
Rule #95, kid: Concentrate!
:28:44
Rule #96: Aim!
:28:48
Demigods have faced the odds
:28:51
And ended up a mockery
:28:54
Don't believe the stories
:28:56
That you read
on all the crockery
:28:58
To be a true hero, kid,
is a dying art