:22:00
MAN: Gays in the space program?
:22:02
WOMAN: Lesbians on Mars?
:22:04
TOM HALLIWELL: Excuse me.
:22:07
Mr... Mr. Brackett.
Boys and girls.
:22:10
Mr. Halliwell.
:22:12
Howard, could, uh, could I...
:22:14
HOWARD: Oh.
Class, excuse me.
:22:16
HALLIWELL:
The school is surrounded.
:22:18
There are TV cameras, reporters.
:22:20
MIKE: See? They want pictures
of the gay guy!
:22:22
[Class giggling]
:22:26
HALLIWELL:
I tried to reason with them.
:22:28
I told them I was
the principal, and they...
:22:31
they mocked me.
:22:33
HOWARD: I'm sorry.
:22:34
HALLIWELL:
Could you talk to them?
:22:37
HOWARD: Right away.
:22:39
Class, page 58.
:22:41
HALLIWELL: Learn all you can.
:22:43
- Mr. Brackett.
- Yes?
:22:45
MIKE: Watch the hands.
:22:47
HALLIWELL:
Uh, good point.
:22:51
WOMAN: Howard, are you gay?
:22:54
CROWD: Howard! Howard, please!
:22:56
ED: I'm sorry.
The jury's still out on this.
:22:59
AVA: No way. He's been here
for how many years?
:23:01
TRINA: Come on. I always knew.
:23:03
AVA: I say bravo.
It's a blow for freedom.
:23:06
ED: Good for Howard.
To quote Mr. Bob Dylan...
:23:09
"How many roads
must a man walk down...
:23:11
"before we call him a man?"
:23:13
TRINA: Ed, don't. It's early.
:23:14
CARL: Knew what?
:23:16
ED: [Singing] And how many
seas must the white dove...
:23:19
- Ed, please.
- Before she sleeps...
:23:22
- Shut up, Ed!
- Trina.
:23:23
We're talking about Howard.
:23:25
CARL: Why are we
talking about Howard?
:23:27
AVA: 'Cause he likes dick.
:23:31
[Door opens]
:23:33
EMILY: Good morning, everyone.
How are you?
:23:36
- Hey! Terrific!
- Fabulous.
:23:39
WOMAN: Is that Xerox
still on the fritz?
:23:42
- How are you, sunshine?
- Oh, fine.
:23:44
AVA: Oh, look at you.
:23:46
CARL: Dick who?
:23:48
MIKE: He's getting married
this week.
:23:48
MIKE: He's getting married
this week.
:23:51
JACK: See? He's not gay.
I told you.
:23:54
MIKE: But think about it.
I mean, gay guys.
:23:56
BO Y: I don't wanna
think about it.
:23:57
MIKE: There's only two times
where it's OKto do gay stuff.