:40:00
and lowering my voice...
:40:02
and I couldn't take lying
to the people that I love.
:40:05
Does that sound familiar?
:40:07
[Lowers voice] No.
:40:08
So I just said,
"Mom, Dad, Sparky, I'm gay."
:40:13
What happened?
:40:16
My mom cried
for exactly 10 seconds.
:40:18
My boss said, "Who cares?"
:40:20
And my dad said,
"But you're so tall."
:40:23
Everyone surprised me
once I let them...
:40:27
once I trusted them.
:40:29
Sometimes the worst thing
you think can happen...
:40:33
turns out to be the best thing.
:40:37
For you.
:40:38
For anyone.
:40:39
But I'm not gay!
:40:41
What was Streisand's
eighth album?
:40:43
- "Color me, Barbra."
- Stud.
:40:45
Everyone knows that!
:40:46
Everyone where? The Little
Gay Bar on the Prairie?
:40:50
Know what you need?
:40:51
I need a wedding! I...
:41:03
PETER: Ahh.
:41:09
HOWARD: You... you...
:41:15
You kissed me.
:41:16
You noticed.
:41:19
This is not Los Angeles.
:41:22
People don't kiss here?
:41:24
Not at an intersection!
:41:26
[Horn honks]
:41:27
BERNIECE: Oh, stop.
:41:29
Oh, hello, sweetheart!
:41:30
Mom! Dad! Hi.
:41:33
Look, it's the cake.
:41:35
Yeah, well...
:41:36
FRANK: Everything OKthere?
:41:37
HOWARD: Fine.
This is my Peter... friend Peter.
:41:40
We ran into each other
at the intersexual...
:41:42
homosection... intersection.
:41:44
I gotta go.
:41:46
It's that fella from TV.
:41:48
Thank you.
:41:49
If you're Howard's buddy,
I hope you come to the wedding.
:41:54
The wedding.
:41:55
That's right.
:41:56
Sunday morning, 9:00 a.m.
:41:59
Gotta go prepare myself.