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of masculine behavior.
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HOWARD: What?
:44:04
ANNOUNCER: Dancing.
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WOMAN: [Singing]
First I was afraid...
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I was petrified.
:44:09
HOWARD: Dancing.
:44:10
ANNOUNCER: Truly manly men
do not dance.
:44:13
HOWARD: Oh, come on!
:44:15
ANNOUNCER:
Under any circumstances.
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This will be your ultimate test.
:44:19
At all costs avoid rhythm,
grace, and pleasure.
:44:25
Whatever you do, do not dance.
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[Song speeds up
with disco beat]
:44:31
HOWARD: I won't!
:44:32
ANNOUNCER: Can you hear it?
:44:34
HOWARD: Yes.
:44:35
ANNOUNCER:
Can you hear the demon?
:44:37
"Dance," the demon whispers.
:44:41
Everyone else is dancing.
:44:43
They're getting down.
:44:45
They're getting funky now.
:44:46
They're having fun!
:44:48
- Not you!
- No.
:44:50
ANNOUNCER: Catch the fever.
:44:51
Feel the heat of the disco beat.
:44:54
It's calling to you.
Do not listen!
:44:58
Men do not dance.
:45:00
They work, they drink,
they have bad backs.
:45:03
They do not dance.
:45:05
Hold still. Hold tight.
:45:07
Whatever you do,
do not dance!
:45:11
WOMAN: [Singing] Hey, hey.
:45:13
I... I will survive...
:45:15
ANNOUNCER: What are you doing?!
:45:18
Stop dancing, you big ballerina!
:45:21
Stop waving those hands!
:45:26
ANNOUNCER: Aren't you
listening, you pantywaist?
:45:28
Stop it!
Stop shaking that booty!
:45:33
Be a man!
:45:34
Kick someone!
Punch someone!
:45:36
Bite someone's ear!
:45:38
WOMAN: [Singing]
...hold my head up high...
:45:41
ANNOUNCER: Stop it!
Get a grip!
:45:44
Think about John Wayne.
:45:46
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
:45:48
Arnold doesn't dance!
He can barely walk.
:45:52
Stop it! Stop it!
:45:54
Just stop dancing!
:45:57
[Music stops abruptly]
:45:59
So how did you do, pussy boy?