:54:00
Fuck Barbra Streisand!
:54:04
And you!
:54:06
[Gasping]
:54:17
HOWARD: Emily!
:54:22
Emily. Emily.
:54:49
PETER: Howard, you did it!
:54:51
I'm so proud of you.
Congratulations.
:54:54
Congratulations?
:54:56
I just destroyed Emily's life!
:54:58
I killed her!
:54:59
You saved her life.
:55:02
HOWARD: Ohh.
:55:03
I don't believe it. I...
:55:07
I just came out at my wedding!
:55:12
In front of everybody!
:55:14
My family, my friends,
my mom, my dad...
:55:18
Look at my hand.
:55:19
PETER: It was fantastic!
:55:20
HOWARD: It was a nightmare!
:55:22
I... I... I... I...
:55:24
I just demolished
my mother's dream wedding!
:55:26
I'm... I'm... I'm a monster!
I'm... I'm a lunatic.
:55:29
PETER: You're a hero,
and I've got great footage!
:55:32
I got the whole thing!
:55:34
HOWARD: Is this about footage?
:55:36
I'll give you your headline.
:55:38
Howard Brackett is a big homo,
queer, Mary, sissy man.
:55:43
He just came out
at his big church wedding!
:55:46
Martha Stewart is furious!
:55:49
There. Is that what you want?
:55:50
That was great stuff.
:55:55
Aah!
:55:57
[Gasps]