1:07:00
EMILY:
This is my wedding night!
1:07:02
I'm there! I'm ready!
1:07:04
This is a medical condition!
1:07:06
Gee, thank you,
but, uh, I can't.
1:07:09
You married? Seeing someone?
I don't care!
1:07:12
- No, I...
- You're a man!
1:07:13
I'm a woman!
1:07:15
I'm gay.
1:07:23
EMILY: Is everybody gay?!
1:07:28
Is this The Twilight Zone?!
1:07:31
Ohh! Oh, hey!
1:07:33
Oh! Oh, hi!
1:07:35
Hi! Will you marry me?
1:07:38
I have the dress,
the plane tickets!
1:07:41
I'm packed!
1:07:46
Stop!
1:07:47
Stop! Please!
1:07:49
Stop! You have to stop!
1:07:51
It's an emergency!
1:07:53
I need a heterosexual, code red!
1:07:56
[Horn honks]
1:07:58
Uhh!
1:07:59
[Emily crying]
1:08:02
Miss, are you OK?
1:08:05
CAMERON: Do you need help?
1:08:07
EMILY: No, no, no!
I'm just beyond help!
1:08:10
I'm just a grinch!
1:08:12
I'm a jinx!
1:08:14
[Sobbing]
1:08:22
Miss... Miss Montgomery?
1:08:36
Cameron?
1:08:42
Oh, my God.
1:08:44
Cameron?
1:08:47
What happened to you?
1:08:51
Well...
1:08:53
Well, everything! I...
1:08:55
You won the Oscar,
and you said Howard was gay...
1:08:59
and I didn't believe you,
and I had no self-esteem!