Inventing the Abbotts
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:19:15
- How's your chin?
- Drop dead.

:19:19
- You want a ride?
- Nope.

:19:21
You can drive.
:19:23
- I don't have my license yet.
- I don't care.

:19:27
- How come you never ask me out?
- What for?

:19:30
- For a date, blockhead.
- Because I see you all the time.

:19:33
- I don't mean just hanging out.
- Come on.

:19:38
- Scared of me?
- Hell, no.

:19:41
I got a job. I got school. I don't have
time for dates and all that stuff.

:19:45
Forget it.
:19:47
- It's not like I'm your boyfriend.
- I said forget it, so forget it.

:19:56
OLDER DOUG:
My brother was more successful...

:19:58
...at reinventing himself than I was.
:20:00
Just as the Abbott parties were the place
to be in Haley, Jacey's parties at Penn...

:20:05
...were the hippest ones around.
:20:07
And even though he had
a major in architecture...

:20:11
...he seriously minored
in beautiful coeds.

:20:15
Bridges...
:20:17
...skyscrapers...
:20:21
...bras, hooked bras...
:20:25
...all utilize the same fundamental
principles of structural design.

:20:32
You know, I'm engaged.
:20:35
- So am I.
- You are?

:20:39
Sure.
:20:43
I'm engaged in conversation with you.
:20:49
OLDER DOUG: I was in awe
of his success with women.

:20:52
The thought of Eleanor conjured images
of absolute debauchery in my mind.

:20:58
After a while, I didn't see my brother
beneath her on the sofa in the garage...


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