:04:02
Hi, I'm Sidney. I'm a personal trainer
and Miss Orange County finalist.
:04:06
This is my TEC-9.
That there is a TEC-9.
:04:09
Little cheap-ass spray gun
made outta South Miami.
:04:12
They retail for 380,
I get 'em for 200, sell 'em for 800.
:04:15
They advertise this TEC-9 as the most
popular gun in American crime.
:04:18
Can you believe that shit? It actually says
that in the booklet that comes with it.
:04:22
"The most popular gun in American crime".
Like they're proud of that shit.
:04:25
I love my TEC-9.
:04:28
Let me run this up.
:04:30
Design emphasis behind this weapon.
Check out this gun here.
:04:33
This here is a Styer Aug.
:04:36
Styer Aug's a bad motherfucker. Listen.
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Ooh! That shit's expensive too, man.
:04:43
Made in Austria.
:04:45
My customers don't know shit about it,
so there ain't no demand for it.
:04:48
Baby, I really could use me
some more ice.
:04:54
Hold up.
:04:58
Let me tell you,
though, man.
:05:00
You put this bad boy in a flick,
every motherfucker out there want one.
:05:03
I'm serious as a heart attack.
:05:05
When them Hong Kong flicks came out, every nigger
in the world had to have a .45.
:05:09
And they ain't want one,
they want two...
:05:11
'cause all them niggers
want to be the killer.
:05:12
But what them flicks don't tell you
and what they don't know...
:05:15
is that a .45 got a serious
fuckin' jammin' problem.
:05:18
Now, I try to steer my customers
toward a 9 millimetre...
:05:20
'cause it's damn near the same weapon
and it ain't got half the jammin' problems.
:05:23
But you know how them niggers is out there.
You can't tell 'em shit.
:05:26
They want a .45. The killer had a .45,
they want a .45.
:05:32
- Thanks, baby.
- Mm-hmm.
:05:34
Who's your partner?
:05:36
Cat named Mr Walker. Runs a fishing
boat outta Mexico.
:05:39
I get the merchandise to him, he gets it out to my
customers, on all my bulk sales anyway.
:05:43
Before I set that nigger up, he didn't have a pot
to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
:05:47
Now that motherfucker
rollin' in cash.
:05:50
Got hisself a yacht with all kind
of high-tech navigational shit on it.
:05:55
Oh, uh-uh-uh,
here we go.
:05:56
AK-47, the very best there is.