:25:00
Buzz.
:25:01
Dinner.
:25:05
I was having a musical
comedy nightmare.
:25:10
They were going to revive
"West Side Story"
:25:13
with Robert Goulet and Cher.
:25:16
We've got to stop them.
:25:18
- Ooh.
- Come on.
:25:20
Oh, thank you.
:25:23
No, Gregory,
it's out of the question.
:25:25
I'm not gonna do it,
and I'm not gonna let Arthur do it.
:25:27
His master's voice.
:25:29
It's for a good cause.
:25:30
You are not going to find six serious,
respectable gay men,
:25:34
non-dancers, all,
to put on tutus
:25:37
and do "Swan Lake" for
another AIDS benefit at Carnegie Hall.
:25:41
You're not gonna find
one decent gay man.
:25:44
Speak for
yourself, Perry.
:25:45
Well, you, the love child
of Judy Garland and Liberace.
:25:51
When is it, Gregory?
:25:52
Right after Labor Day.
:25:53
I'm sorry, but men in drag
turn my stomach.
:25:57
Honey, I wouldn't
put you in drag.
:25:59
I'd have you in tulle.
Lots and lots of tulle.
:26:01
You know what
I'm talking about.
:26:03
Don't yell at him.
It was my idea.
:26:05
I thought
it might be funny.
:26:07
You've done enough for AIDS.
We all have.
:26:13
Nobody's done enough,
um, for AIDS.
:26:17
Never mind, Perry.
:26:18
I'll ask someone else.
:26:24
People are sick of benefits.
:26:26
Especially the people
they're being given for.
:26:34
Dinner was delicious.
:26:36
Those mashed potatoes
are fabulous, Gregory.
:26:36
Those mashed potatoes
are fabulous, Gregory.
:26:39
- Oh yeah.
- The mashed potatoes were mine.
:26:41
Giving credit
where it's due
:26:44
There is much
I like in you
:26:47
But it's also very true
:26:49
that you're spoiled.
:26:54
Well, I don't know why
I bother to perfect
:26:57
a flawless imitation
of Gertrude Lawrence
:26:59
when none of you cretins
have even heard of her.