:27:01
We've heard, love.
We don't care.
:27:02
Who's Gertrude Lawrence?
:27:04
A British actress.
:27:05
Julie Andrews made
a rotten film about her.
:27:07
lsn't Julie Andrews gay?
:27:09
I don't know.
She never fucked me. Don't interrupt.
:27:11
Who's Julie Andrews?
:27:13
I suppose I should have
seen that one coming.
:27:16
I was born in the wrong decade.
That's my problem.
:27:20
- Who's got the milk?
- Who's Ethel Merman?
:27:23
Who's Mary Martin?
Who is anyone?
:27:24
We're all gonna be dead
and forgotten soon anyway.
:27:26
Gregory's not.
:27:28
I know who
Barbra Streisand is.
:27:30
She'll be very pleased
to hear that.
:27:31
You admit people like
Gertrude Lawrence don't really matter.
:27:35
I cannot believe that
a subject of the UK
:27:37
would even make
a comment like that.
:27:39
I have United States
citizenship.
:27:41
When did you take out
US citizenship?
:27:43
Nine years ago,
October 25.
:27:45
Barbara Cook's birthday.
:27:47
Who's Barbara Cook?
:27:48
No one, nobody.
Forget it.
:27:50
Die listening
to your Madonna albums.
:27:52
I long for the day when somebody says,
"Who's Madonna?"
:27:58
I apologize to the teenagers
at the table.
:28:01
The state
of the American musical
:28:03
has me very upset.
:28:05
It's the state of America
that should have you upset.
:28:08
It does.
:28:10
It's a metaphor, you asshole.
:28:12
Now, just a minute.
:28:13
I have a picture
of a starving child in Somalia
:28:15
over my desk at the clinic.
:28:17
It doesn't justify
you calling me--
:28:18
Five feet away,
a vulture sits and waits.
:28:20
Just sits and waits.
He's not even looking at the kid.
:28:22
He's that certain
where his next meal is coming from.
:28:24
We've all seen the picture, Buzz.
:28:25
Not like this kid
is going to get up
:28:27
and launch into some number
from "Oliver!"
:28:28
- Or "Porgy and Bess."
- We've all seen the picture.
:28:32
I haven't.
:28:38
So what is your point?
:28:41
My point?
:28:42
I don't have a point.
:28:45
Why does everything
have to have a point?
:28:48
I sit, and I look
at that picture every day,
:28:50
And I get sick
to my stomach,
:28:51
and sometimes
I cry a little bit, and so what?
:28:54
So fucking what?
:28:55
That kid is probably
dead meat by now anyway.
:28:58
I think the point is
we're all sitting around here