1:36:01
where everyone gets it.
1:36:03
The Jets and the Sharks
1:36:05
and Officer Krupke, too,
while we're at it.
1:36:07
What's he doing?
Sneaking away from the theater?
1:36:09
Get back here and die
like everyone else, you son of a bitch!
1:36:11
I wanna see a "Sound of Music"
1:36:14
where the entire Von Trapp family
1:36:16
dies in an authentic
alpine avalanche,
1:36:19
or a "Kiss me, Kate" where she's got
a huge cold sore on her mouth.
1:36:22
Oh, God.
1:36:24
"A Funny Thing Happened
on the Way to the Forum."
1:36:26
And the only thing
that happens is nothing!
1:36:28
And it's not funny!
And they all go down waiting!
1:36:30
Waiting for what?
Waiting for nothing,
1:36:32
like everyone I know
or care about is--
1:36:36
including myself.
1:36:38
That's the kind of musical
I'd like to see,
1:36:40
but they don't write musicals
like that anymore.
1:36:48
So in the meantime,
1:36:49
gangway, world.
1:36:51
Get off of my runway.
1:36:56
You are my oldest
friend in the world.
1:36:59
And next to Arthur,
my best.
1:37:03
It's not enough sometimes, Perry.
1:37:06
You're not sick.
1:37:08
You two are gonna wind up on Golden
Pond in matching wicker rockers.
1:37:13
That's not fair!
We can't help that.
1:37:15
I can't afford to be fair.
1:37:17
Fair is a luxury
I can't afford.
1:37:21
Fair is for healthy people
with healthy lovers
1:37:23
in nice apartments
with lots of health insurance,
1:37:26
which, of course,
they don't need!
1:37:29
Are you through?
1:37:37
I'm scared that I'm not gonna be there for
James when he needs me.
1:37:43
And I'm so angry
1:37:45
that he's not gonna be there for me
when I need him.
1:37:53
I know.
1:37:54
I know.
1:37:57
I said I wasn't
gonna do this anymore.