1:10:01
What the fuck do you mean, what's goin'
on? I'll tell ya what's goin' on.
1:10:04
I'm about to fuckin' waste
everybody in here, pal!
1:10:06
Okay, I'm a hostage negotiator.
I'm here to help you.
1:10:09
How the hell are you
gonna help me, pig?
1:10:11
Screw you, man!
Fuck you, dude!
1:10:15
- Well, I want you to tell me
what you need.
- What do I need?
1:10:18
I'll tell you
what I fuckin' need, man.
1:10:20
I need you to fuckin' find
that dirtbag that fuckin'
ran off with my wife, dude...
1:10:25
so I can cut his
fuckin' balls off, man.
1:10:28
- Okay, l-l can't do that.
- You can't fuckin' do it?
1:10:32
Why am I wasting my
fuckin' time with you, man?
1:10:35
You piece of fuckin' frog shit,
piece of shit asshole!
1:10:40
Hey, hey, is all
the name-calling necessary?
I don't like the verbal abuse.
1:10:43
No, not really, but I like
to throw all that in there...
1:10:46
you know, to kind of give it
the natural ambience, you know?
1:10:52
I'm Officer McCall.
I'm unarmed.
1:10:56
I just want to make sure everybody
gets out of here safely.
1:10:58
Okay, stop right there.
Close your eyes.
1:11:00
- Okay.
- Tell me what you see.
1:11:02
I see a scumbag behind
the counter with a sawed-off.
1:11:04
Nine-millimetre tucked away
in his waistband.
1:11:07
There's a female hostage down
in front of the cereal rack...
1:11:09
with a red polka-dot dress.
1:11:11
Another hostage three feet to her right,
with blue jeans and a checkered shirt.
1:11:14
A male hostage down, green shirt,
white pants, in front of the candy rack.
1:11:18
There's a female scumbag behind me
with a gun tucked away in her shirt...
1:11:21
trying to pass herself off
as a hostage.
1:11:23
And there's a special
on toilet paper, four for $1.29.
1:11:27
That's a lot of toilet paper.
1:11:28
- Am I right?
- That's pretty good. You got good eyes.
1:11:31
- You like that?
- Very impressive.
1:11:43
How you doin', Mike?
Doin' all right?
1:11:45
How the fuck
do you think I'm doin'?
1:11:49
I got something
I want you to do for me.
1:11:52
This fucker Roper,
he's got a girlfriend.
1:11:57
She works at the newspaper.