:23:01
You have an impressive collection.
:23:03
No, Mr. Kelso. Look around.
It's not a collection, it's my home.
:23:07
- Fabergé?
- I'm a minor enthusiast.
:23:10
Minor? Three eggs...
:23:12
...a jewelry box and, I believe,
a gold-leaf album.
:23:15
Nicholas himself would be lucky
to have so much Fabergé.
:23:21
Wouldn't he?
:23:22
I admit to that.
:23:25
Would you care
to see something a little more...
:23:27
...unusual?
:23:29
That'd be very nice.
:23:36
Hello, Mother, darling.
:23:38
- Are you enjoying yourself?
- I'm having a wonderful time.
:23:41
John Kelso.
:23:43
He's a writer, Mother.
:23:53
This is what we call the ballroom.
:24:00
Is this the prized relic?
:24:02
It's a very rare relic.
:24:08
This is the dagger
that Prince Yussopov used...
:24:11
...to murder Rasputin.
:24:16
He sliced off
his cock and balls with it.
:24:18
True story...
:24:20
...and deliciously evil,
don't you think?
:24:23
Delicious.
:24:28
German Luger?
:24:29
Be careful, it's loaded.
We've had burglaries.
:24:33
Everybody's got loaded guns around here.
:24:37
So tell me.
Has your family always collected?
:24:40
That's a very genteel way of asking
if I come from old money.
:24:44
- Do you?
- No.
:24:47
I was born in Gordon, Georgia,
a little town outside of Macon.
:24:50
My father was a barber,
sometime house builder.
:24:53
My mother was a secretary.
:24:54
What money I have is about 11 years old.
:24:57
So, yes, I am...