:32:00
I'm going to use that courtroom
as my coming-out party.
:32:05
You see, you know who I am.
:32:06
I'm the Lady Chablis.
:32:09
Hear me roar.
:32:10
Look out!
:32:13
Besides,
I've already bought a new ensemble.
:32:15
- Really? Is it nice?
- You'll see, hon.
:32:18
Listen to me.
:32:20
We must get out of here.
:32:22
It's rude of you to bust in on me.
I'd never do that to you.
:32:25
LaVella's mother
is about to have a seizure.
:32:27
Somebody put a spoon in her mouth, then,
because I'm not leaving.
:32:30
You're leaving now.
:32:32
- I am not.
- I'll buy you a drink.
:32:34
- Buy me a drink.
- Outside of here.
:32:35
- Buy me a diamond.
- I'll buy you a diamond.
:32:37
- Give me some.
- I'm not giving you shit.
:32:39
Oh, come on!
:32:41
You know I'm straight.
:32:43
So am I.
:32:44
Straight to my house. Let's go.
:32:52
Raise your right hand.
:32:54
Do you swear the evidence you're about
to give is the truth, so help you God?
:32:58
I do.
:33:01
Now, Miss De Veau...
:33:03
...I'll ask you a question and
I want you to answer to the jury...
:33:07
...so that they can understand.
:33:12
Yes, and what is that?
You'd like me to explain my "T"?
:33:15
Your "T"?
:33:19
My "T."
:33:21
Yeah, explain your "T"...
:33:23
...in as plain a language
as you possibly can for our friends.
:33:27
I will try my best to explain
to you jurors.
:33:30
I could throw words and labels
at all of you...
:33:34
...but you seem like nice people.
:33:36
So I'm going to be open and honest.
:33:39
I have a man's toolbox...
:33:43
...but everything else about me
is pure lady.
:33:47
I love to dress in women's clothes.
:33:49
I love to go shopping.
:33:51
I love to have my nails done...
:33:53
...and I love men.
:33:59
Any questions?