:28:00
How the hell I supposed to know?
:28:01
It's in the Bay Area, where you
graduated with honors in '88.
:28:04
And your name tonight
is Jonathan Smith.
:28:10
I'm me.
:28:13
Do not say a word about
my fiancée's weight.
:28:15
She's very sensitive about that.
:28:17
You must have one
of them fat-assed
:28:19
Taco Bell, McDonald-eatin',
big-booty-assed...
:28:22
Mr. Cipriani.
:28:23
How are you?
:28:25
How many times I got to
tell you? Call me Dad.
:28:26
- You're not getting nervous?
- Who wouldn't be?
:28:29
That's true. Who's this?
:28:30
This is
a very good friend of mine.
:28:32
Vic Damone.
:28:35
Junior.
:28:38
He's Diahann Carroll's kid
and Vic Damone's kid.
:28:41
So you're half and half Italian.
:28:42
Hey, paisan.
:28:45
Me and your father?
Forget about it. Come here.
:28:51
Mamma mia!
:28:54
God, your house...
:28:56
Magnifico!
:28:58
Molto bella!
Tutti frutti!
:29:00
Where'd you learn
to talk Italian?
:29:02
Did Vic talk to you in Italian
when you were a kid?
:29:04
All the time.
:29:05
Here she is!
:29:09
I'm terribly sorry.
:29:12
Fiancée Grace,
this is my friend Vic.
:29:15
You're phat.
:29:24
P- h-a-t...
Pretty, hot, and tempting.
:29:27
I'm stunned by your phatness.
:29:29
You're a lucky man to have
such a phat-ass fiancée.
:29:32
She fine.
:29:34
Thanks.
:29:35
You're welcome.
:29:39
You made it.
:29:40
I thought you'd be off
covering that prison escape...
:29:42
with the rest of
the low-life sensationalists.
:29:44
Mother, give it a rest.
:29:45
Actually, I am covering that
sort of indirectly, Mom.
:29:48
How many times do
I have to tell you...
:29:50
to call me Mrs. Cipriani?
:29:52
Connie, this is Vic Damone Jr.
He's Jimmy's good friend.
:29:55
Tell us what it was like
growing up in show biz.
:29:58
Everybody's interested.
:29:59
I had a lot of friends.