:05:03
And he's pointed at these doors.
:05:05
What you call them doors
in the fucking cowboy films?
:05:09
-Them doors.
-Louver doors.
:05:10
Louver doors, right?
So all of a sudden I'm stand--
:05:14
-Very sorry, mate.
-All right, mate.
:05:17
Cunt. Wants to sit in me fucking lap,
doesn't he?
:05:23
Anyway, so I go through
these louver doors...
:05:25
...and you ain't gonna believe
what I've seen.
:05:29
There's eight or nine couples,
all bang at it. It's an orgy.
:05:33
It's only turned out to be
a fucking orgy.
:05:36
There's assholes going up and down,
there's tits everywhere.
:05:39
It's like watching a bluey, right?
I'm thinking:
:05:42
"I'm having some of this,
this is a bit of me."
:05:44
So I strip down, right?
Strip down to me boxer shorts...
:05:47
...sat down on the sofa, picked up an
album cover, and I start rolling a joint.
:05:51
Tell him about the bird
bending over with the big Earthas.
:05:55
There's a bird standing next to me.
She's leaning over the sofa.
:05:59
She's got the biggest pair of tits
you've ever seen.
:06:02
They are like that, right?
:06:03
I'm thinking,
"I'd like to get hold of that."
:06:06
I look around, she is getting a severe
portion up the fucking Gary, right?
:06:13
The bird looks down at me
rolling the joint, and she said:
:06:16
"Oh, no. It ain't gonna be one
of those parties, is it?"
:06:24
-You all right?
-Only heard that 20 times.
:06:26
And you'll hear it 20 fucking
more times, it's early yet.
:06:47
Hello, Tone, it's Bill.
:06:49
Oh, I'm all right, mate.
Yeah, what's going on?
:06:56
We've fucking been waiting here
for an hour already, mate.