Nil by Mouth
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:15:02
Next thing you know, he's fucking
shot them with a fucking revolver.

:15:07
-Who's giving him a revolver?
-He's a lunatic, the cunt.

:15:11
Who's this?
:15:12
Micky Tyne. Skinny guy, long hair.
:15:15
Got nicked once
for breaking into a pound note.

:15:20
Cunt.
:15:23
-Where's he banged up?
-Up in Wayland.

:15:26
Wayland, for murder.
:15:28
He's like a time bomb
waiting to go off, that one.

:15:31
Well, I just said that, didn't l?
:15:33
Plankoss dossoss.
:15:36
Who'd he murder?
:15:39
-Couple of geezers.
-Outside a club.

:15:45
What?
:15:47
-Do you remember my heart attack?
-Fucking hell. Listen to this.

:15:52
Listen to this, Bill.
You'll love this one.

:15:55
I'm 30-fucking-2 years of age, right?
And I have a heart attack, right?

:16:00
So me and him have been out for
two or three days. Been a bit naughty.

:16:06
We're out on this fucking bender,
and we pull these two Richards.

:16:10
Right fucking sorts, they was.
Weren't they?

:16:13
-We're having everything with them.
-All tackled up. Fucking tackled up.

:16:18
We're having two's-ups and
chop-overs with them.

:16:22
They're at it together. I still have
a wank on the strength of that.

:16:25
So we're sitting there,
and I'm taking these pills, right?

:16:29
I've got these pills. I was diagnosed
with depression. This was years ago.

:16:34
And these pills, right,
have got a fucking side effect.

:16:38
No one knows over here, right?
The Americans know, right?

:16:42
We're like the fucking guinea pigs.
We're dropping like fucking flies.

:16:47
So all of a sudden, I'm sitting there,
and you know what?

:16:50
Know what they reckon now?
That these pills make you violent.

:16:54
-You? You're not violent.
-Not proper violent.

:16:56
No, like weird shit,
like killing your mother.

:16:59
Wanna kill my mother-in-law for me?

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