Nil by Mouth
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:58:05
Get in, Mother, nosy cow!
It's got nothing to do with you!

:58:08
Get in the car, I wanna get her home.
:58:10
She has got a name.
She was christened.

:58:12
Not that you'd fucking remember.
:58:15
That was his mum's picture. Of all the
things he could have fucking nicked....

:58:20
Don't slam the fucking door!
:58:36
All right, Kath. Kath!
Done all your work?

:58:40
-Yeah.
-Yeah?

:58:45
Look. You ain't fucking done that,
have you? Have a look.

:58:49
-Don't dare raise a hand to me.
-What you gonna do?

:58:51
-Little bird like you.
-Don't you worry, mate.

:58:54
I could give you a kick in the balls,
I ain't that old.

:58:57
Ain't that old for what?
Want a bit of that?

:58:59
-Get off! Get off me!
-What?

:59:02
I'm surprised you still know
where a pair of bollocks are!

:59:05
The last time someone was
hanging out of you...

:59:08
...they must've been fucking
on horseback!

:59:10
The last time you had a trade--
Kath!

:59:12
When was the last time
you had a fucking trade?

:59:18
I'm only-- I'm only fucking about.
Come give us a cuddle.

:59:23
Give us a little cuddle.
:59:26
Cuddle.
:59:35
Fucking-- I only wanted a fucking
laugh. What's the matter with you?

:59:40
A fucking giggle.
:59:43
A giggle.
:59:50
Hey, Kath!
:59:53
Never lead with your fucking
right hand, babe.

:59:56
Because if you lead
with your right hand, left hook!


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