:04:00
You think so?
:04:01
Absolutely.
And when you said,
:04:03
"All of Hollywood
can kiss my ass,"
:04:06
you had every teenager in the
country eating out of your hand.
:04:10
My guess is we'll get
coverage from 200, maybe 300...
:04:13
[Aria Plays]
:04:26
Howard.
:04:29
Howard...
here's your ticket.
:04:31
OK? Now call me as soon as
you get to New York, will you?
:04:34
Yo, Fartman.
Love you, man.
:04:36
Thanks.
:04:38
All right. So getting back
to what I was talking about...
:04:41
More than anything, I'd like
the public to appreciate me.
:04:45
No, forget that.
I want them to love me...
:04:49
Not the myth, but the man.
:04:50
The real Howard.
:04:52
Let me demonstrate my point.
:04:54
Thank you.
:04:55
Now, take this woman,
for example.
:04:57
She hates me.
:04:59
She doesn't even know me,
:05:01
but it's clear that she's
totally disgusted by me.
:05:04
Down the aisle
on your right.
:05:06
- Excuse me.
- Yes?
:05:07
You don't possibly have
another seat available for me?
:05:08
I'm sorry.
We're showing a full load.
:05:12
Right here on your left.
:05:13
Full load.
:05:14
Yes.
Sir, may I help you?
:05:18
To your right.
:05:21
Hello.
:05:22
Hello.
:05:23
Is this yours?
:05:25
Yeah. If you want
to read it, you can.
:05:27
Thank you.
:05:34
Pfft, I've seen
this look before,
:05:38
believe me.
:05:40
It's the look
of misunderstanding.
:05:42
She thinks I'm a moron.
:05:45
In fact, all my life,
people have told me I was a moron.
:05:47
You're a moron.
Now shut up and sit still.
:05:49
You're a moron.
Now shut up and sit still.
:05:52
So this is my dad Ben Stern.
:05:56
He was an engineer
at a radio station in Manhattan... WHOM.
:05:59
Why do we live in Roosevelt
when you work in New York?