Private Parts
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:08:02
[Bouncy Puppet Music]
:08:04
And for my 12th birthday, my
mother bought me some puppets,

:08:08
and pretty soon, I was spreading
joy throughout the community.

:08:12
# Biddi-bim-bom,
ay- yi-yi #

:08:14
# Biddi-biddi-biddi #
:08:15
# Biddi-biddi-biddi-biddi #
:08:16
# Biddi-biddi-biddi... #
:08:18
Howard, As The Woman:
Oh, baby, I want it. Give it to me.

:08:21
More. More. Ohh!
:08:23
Howard, As The Man:
You like that, huh?

:08:24
Oh, yes, I love it, baby.
Give it to me.

:08:26
Oh, baby, yes!
Right there. Ohh!

:08:29
Oh, more! Harder!
:08:31
You want it harder?
:08:32
Oh, yes, harder.
Please give it to me, please.

:08:34
Ohh! Aah! Aah!
:08:37
But why can't I play
with my puppets?

:08:39
Shut up! You know why.
:08:42
Ah...
:08:47
You know,
life is very strange.

:08:49
Nat King Cole:
# Pretend you're happy... #

:08:51
Just about the time
my puppet career ended,

:08:53
my whole neighborhood
underwent a demographic shift.

:08:56
My parents said we're moving
because of those niggers.

:08:59
They said pretty soon, Roosevelt's
going to be nothing but niggers.

:09:01
Really? My parents
said we're moving

:09:03
because of
all the Shvartzes.

:09:05
Shvartzes are niggers,
idiot.

:09:06
They're the same thing.
:09:08
[Tires Screech]
:09:10
I don't want to hear any more
of this, you hear me?

:09:12
I'm half negro,
and Howard's half negro.

:09:15
And anything bad
you say about negroes,

:09:17
you're saying about us,
you understand?

:09:18
# And nothing's bad
as it may seem... #

:09:24
Mom, we're half negro?
:09:31
I can't believe
the stories he makes up.

:09:33
I mean, I never made him
wear my underwear to school.

:09:37
And... And as far as my taking
his rectal temperature

:09:39
every day till he was 14...
:09:41
He shouldn't make
such a big deal.

:09:44
He still grew up to be
a very well-adjusted individual.

:09:46
Absolutely.
:09:47
# Papa was
a rolling stone... #

:09:50
Roosevelt High School...
beautiful.

:09:53
A fully integrated
educational institution,

:09:55
which of course meant
6,000 black guys and me.

:09:58
And then I hit puberty.

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