:16:05
I'll tell you,
nothing makes a woman hotter
:16:07
than to be with
an award- winning filmmaker.
:16:09
This I know.
:16:10
And at this point,
I knew I was gonna score.
:16:12
I mean,
it was fait accompli.
:16:13
I was in. This was it.
:16:15
I'm a stud.
She was liquefied.
:16:18
We did not have sex
on our first date,
:16:20
although
he was very sexual.
:16:22
Our sex life
has always been good.
:16:25
I mean, Howard complains
that his penis is too small,
:16:28
but his penis size is fine.
:16:31
Howard exaggerates.
:16:33
[Shivering]
:16:35
- OK.
- Now hold this and say...
:16:37
Hi.
Hi, I'm Camille,
:16:38
and, uh, I'm in Westchester,
New York, and...
:16:41
This is Howard's
first job interview.
:16:43
And this is Howard's
first job interview.
:16:45
Well, he's going to his first
job interview in New York.
:16:48
- All right...
- [Shivering]
:16:49
- One more thing.
- Yes?
:16:50
Can you
take your top off?
:16:51
- No.
- No, I'm serious.
:16:52
I'm serious. That's what
they want you to do.
:16:54
- No, they do not.
- Yeah, they do.
:16:56
- No way.
- No, they do.
:16:57
Howard did not
tell me...
:16:58
[Aerosmith's
Sweet Emotion Plays]
:17:09
I'm Moti,
station manager.
:17:11
- Howard Stern.
- You want to be a disc jockey?
:17:14
Very much so.
I've wanted to be a disc jockey
:17:16
since I was
7 years old.
:17:17
What are you,
an idiot?
:17:18
No, sir,
I'm not an idiot.
:17:21
L... In fact, I have a communications
degree from Boston University,
:17:24
and I would work very hard
for this company
:17:26
if given
the opportunity to...
:17:27
You wanted
to see me?
:17:28
You came late yesterday.
:17:29
You came late today.
I don't need you. You're fired.
:17:32
Fuck you.
:17:34
Good. Fuck you.
:17:35
You punk!
Fuck you 1,000%% %!
:17:37
Fuck you
till your asshole
:17:38
is perfect
donkey asshole!
:17:40
[Muttering
In Foreign Language]
:17:42
OK,
you start tomorrow.
:17:44
10 a.m. To 2 p. M, eh?
:17:47
Yes.
:17:48
Pay $96 a week and don't
bring me your problems.
:17:50
OK.
:17:51
I'm not psychiatrist.
:17:52
Thank you very much.
:17:54
I promise you
I will not disappoint you.
:17:57
Thank you.
:17:59
And I start
tomorrow?