:56:00
He's up.
:56:02
He's up?
:56:03
In the new ratings book,
he's up... 2 points.
:56:05
Howard:
I love you.
:56:07
2 full points,
and Pizza Shack called.
:56:09
They want to buy time
on the Stern show.
:56:11
I go to Pizza Shack
all the time. Great.
:56:13
This is a great time
to talk
:56:15
about putting some money
into the show.
:56:17
I know a guy,
he does voices, he does comedy.
:56:18
Absolutely not.
This could be a fluke.
:56:21
I guarantee you we'll go up 2 full
rating points if you hire this guy.
:56:24
This guy
must be hot.
:56:26
This guy is
total personality.
:56:28
He's electric.
:56:29
[Van Halen's
You Really Got Me Plays]
:56:39
Hey, Rick.
How's tricks, buddy?
:56:42
I've been coughing all day.
:56:44
I feel like I'm about
to cough up a lung.
:56:47
[Cough] Blecch!
:56:50
Waaa!
:56:52
Both:
Oh, no! It's Lucy!
:56:55
# You got me so I can't
sleep at night #
:56:57
# Girl,
you really got me now #
:57:00
# You got me so I don't know
where I'm going #
:57:03
Howard:
Thank you very much.
:57:05
# Yeah, you really
got me now #
:57:07
# You got me so
I can't sleep at night #
:57:09
# You really got me,
You really got me... #
:57:12
Howard: Once the three of us
were together, everything felt right.
:57:15
I mean, things really
started to take off.
:57:16
I mean, things really
started to take off.
:57:17
It was then that I made
a startling discovery.
:57:19
She's a beautiful girl. You're telling
me this beautiful woman is a lesbian?
:57:23
Howard: Lesbians
equal ratings.
:57:25
Now let me say something.
:57:27
I am the hero
of the lesbian community,
:57:28
am I not, Robin?
:57:30
I guess you are.
:57:31
I absolutely am.
:57:32
All right. Now,
let's get into it.
:57:34
Julie, I want you to tell us
about your first lesbianic experience.
:57:38
OK.
:57:39
Tell me about the secret world
of lesbian sex.
:57:42
Well, Howard, I was 18.
:57:44
Oh, you were so young.
:57:45
Right. And I was working
at a summer camp.
:57:48
Yes?
:57:49
And I was lying
in my bunk,
:57:51
and the camp director's wife
walked in.
:57:53
Ooh, now, that's hot.
:57:55
Uh, everyone was asleep,
:57:57
and I'm lying
in my bunk,
:57:59
and she sees me
looking at her.