1:01:00
And that's so healthy.
It's such a good way to look at it.
1:01:03
And in a couple of months,
we're gonna try to have a baby again,
1:01:06
and everything's
gonna go great.
1:01:08
You're gonna be totally confident
that everything's going good
1:01:11
because you know your
body would reject it
1:01:13
if it wasn't going
right... you know?
1:01:18
I have to tell my parents.
1:01:22
Not really.
We don't have to tell your parents.
1:01:24
You know
what you could do?
1:01:28
I didn't want
to tell you this,
1:01:30
but I took a polaroid
of the toilet.
1:01:33
And we can just mail them
a picture of that,
1:01:36
and they can walk
around Florida, you know,
1:01:38
and say it was
our grandchild,
1:01:39
and your mother
will be so happy.
1:01:41
She just wants pictures
to show her friends.
1:01:43
- No.
- You know that.
1:01:45
She just wants to be like all
the other yentas who walk around.
1:01:47
You know, we could name the baby
and everything. Clumpy... Clumpy Stern.
1:01:51
She could walk around with your father
and little Clumpy pictures.
1:01:56
Chorus, On Tape:
# All the weather #
1:01:58
# Now here's God #
1:02:01
Your Holiness.
1:02:02
Howard As God:
Hello, Howard.
1:02:03
There you are.
1:02:05
I see your wife
had a miscarriage.
1:02:07
Aw, don't bring
that up, God.
1:02:08
Please, that's way
too personal.
1:02:10
You tried to have a baby,
and you failed.
1:02:13
Oh, man!
1:02:14
Now the baby is with me!
1:02:17
This is crazy.
1:02:18
Boy, what a loser you are.
1:02:20
Wow! He's getting awfully
personal this morning.
1:02:23
Hey, God, me and my wife
are trying to have another baby.
1:02:26
A real man would have done it
right the first time.
1:02:28
Oh, for God's sake.
1:02:29
- It'll be pleasant today. Rain tomorrow.
- [Baby Crying]
1:02:32
That's my kid up there.
1:02:34
This is God with the weather
on DC 101.
1:02:37
You're all wrong, God.
1:02:39
You're completely
out of line this morning.
1:02:41
I don't think we should be
talking about this.
1:02:43
I went to the doctor with my wife,
and it was an awful experience,
1:02:46
because the doctor walks out,
and there's the kid,
1:02:49
your beautiful child,
1:02:50
and he's no bigger than
the size of an aspirin.
1:02:52
Howie Jr., no bigger
than the size of an aspirin.
1:02:55
Robin: Was it a boy?
1:02:56
It was a boy, yes.
He had a little tiny penis.
1:02:58
And then you look at him,
and he's in the formaldehyde jar.