Private Parts
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1:03:02
And I said to my wife,
"Honey, don't be upset

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that Howard Jr.'s
in a formaldehyde jar.

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We're gonna take him out of
this office, we'll bring him home,

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and next week we'll bring him
to the zoo in a stroller."

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Oh, please!
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I don't want to talk
about it, Robin.

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I really think
you need counseling.

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I'm gonna play a record.
DC 101.

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We got some great tunes
for you this morning,

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and then Robin will analyze me
when we get back from this song.

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Very sad music.
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[Taps Plays]
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Not that, Fred.
Play something else, please.

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For God's sake.
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DC 101. Here's
rock 'n' roll for you.

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[Music Plays]
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Hi. Al, you home?
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Hi. How you feeling?
You OK?

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How could you do that?
Do you think that was funny?

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You think it's funny to make jokes
about our personal life like that?

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You're an asshole!
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What are you
talking about?

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Alison, I love you.
What are you talking about?

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Howard, not everything
is for your audience.

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I need a life that is ours,
that belongs to us.

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I'm on the air 5 hours a day.
I'm trying to come up with material.

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I hate going out.
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Too bad!
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I said when we came here,
if I was gonna win on the radio,

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I'd have to talk about everything.
I couldn't hold back.

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- Howard...
- Come on, last night we were laughing about this.

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I just assumed
you thought it was funny.

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It was funny for us
last night.

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Privately, for us.
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Alison, if I don't talk about
you and me on the air...

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Shut up. Shut up.
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The audience isn't
gonna be there.

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Shut up! Shut up!
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I won't make any money.
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Shut up!
You disgust me!

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I can't even look
at you, idiot!

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It's hard, you know.
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When he shares our most personal
details of our life together

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with, you know,
millions of listeners, it's...

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I wish that there were
more things that could be just ours.

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But I think it's right that
I go crazy, you know?

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You know, I think...
I don't know.

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It's not simple.

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