1:18:01
What did you have?
Blank willow.
1:18:03
In any language, pussy.
1:18:05
All right!
1:18:07
Now let's go
to our newest member
1:18:08
of the panel,
1:18:09
Mr. Jackie "Jokeman"
Martling. Blank willow.
1:18:13
Well, Gene, I didn't
write it too neat,
1:18:15
so I have
a sloppy pussy.
1:18:16
Sloppy pussy!
1:18:18
We had a sloppy and a fuzzy
pussy and a very big one.
1:18:20
Are we talking
about Brett again?
1:18:22
All right, now,
Let's keep going.
1:18:24
Now it's gonna get
a little rougher, OK?
1:18:26
Everybody ready?
1:18:27
Blank a-doodle-doo.
1:18:30
Blank a-doodle-doo.
1:18:31
[Music Plays]
1:18:32
Blank a-doodle-doo.
1:18:33
Think about that while
the celebrities are writing.
1:18:36
Here we are. Let's go over
to our Dick Nixon,
1:18:37
our own ex-president.
What do you got there, Dick?
1:18:39
Well, it takes a Dick to know
a cock, and that's what I wrote.
1:18:42
Cock-a-doodle-doo.
1:18:44
Now, that's what
I would have said.
1:18:45
That seemed
like the obvious answer.
1:18:47
OK, let's go to our own
Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling.
1:18:48
Jackie The Jokeman?
1:18:49
Gene, I have cock,
and I wrote it big.
1:18:52
I have a big cock.
1:18:53
Uh, I don't think you can
say "big cock" on the radio.
1:18:55
I think that's a no-no.
1:18:57
But I just said pussy.
1:18:58
Yeah, she
just said pussy.
1:18:59
Yes, pussy is OK.
It's the way he says it.
1:19:02
"Big cock" coming out of
your mouth sounds awfully dirty.
1:19:04
So I can't say
"big cock,"
1:19:06
but you can say "big cock
coming out of my mouth"?
1:19:08
- That's correct.
- That sucks.
1:19:10
Did you just say, "big cock
coming out of your mouth sucks"?
1:19:13
All right,
enough of this nonsense.
1:19:15
We gotta move
to Miss Brett Somers.
1:19:17
Just like the boys,
Gene, I've got cock.
1:19:19
There it is, cock-a-doo...
do me a favor
1:19:22
and hold that up
so I can see your cock.
1:19:24
Aw, Gene, don't
have...
1:19:26
All right, there it is.
Cock, cock, cock.
1:19:29
I must tell you, though,
we have to end this fun right now.
1:19:32
I want to thank all of you.
Give yourselves a big hand.
1:19:34
[Clapping]
1:19:38
OK, let's have
a little music, Phil.
1:19:41
You did not have permission
to do that bit.
1:19:44
I never approved that script,
God damn it, Howard!
1:19:46
Wait a second.
Calm down, OK, Kenny?
1:19:48
There's a perfectly
good explanation.
1:19:50
I'm all ears, Howard.
Let's hear it.
1:19:52
I gave the script
to Fred.
1:19:54
[Still lmitating Nixon]
And I gave it to Robin over there.
1:19:57
Oh, that's right.
I'm sorry, Kenny.