1:25:00
Can I show you?
1:25:03
Sure. I think we'd like
to see what you have.
1:25:05
Right now, you're getting
a look at a live broadcast
1:25:08
of The Howard Stern
Show.
1:25:09
That's about 13 inches,
1:25:10
and you're licking
whipped cream off a kielbasa,
1:25:12
and you're putting it
in your mouth,
1:25:13
and you're jamming
the kielbasa
1:25:15
all the way down
your throat.
1:25:17
Oh, my God.
Look at that.
1:25:18
The entire kielbasa
is going down.
1:25:21
She has swallowed an entire
13-inch kielbasa.
1:25:24
Look at that.
A full 13 inches, ladies and gentlemen.
1:25:27
Wow. You gotta
love that, folks.
1:25:30
You gotta love it,
don't you, Ross? Ho ho.
1:25:32
Ross Buckingham,
have you ever seen a woman
1:25:34
swallow
an entire 13- inch kielbasa?
1:25:36
When you were
in the theater,
1:25:38
did you ever work
with a kielbasa?
1:25:39
What he did to me today
1:25:41
was the most unprofessional
and insulting experience of my life.
1:25:45
I hold you and this station
personally responsible.
1:25:48
If you want to fire me,
fire me. Go ahead.
1:25:51
But I refuse to work with
this man one minute longer.
1:25:56
Good day.
1:25:59
OK, it's 5:35 at W N BC.
1:26:02
Time for the news.
1:26:03
I'm not real good
at this, I confess,
1:26:05
but I'm trying...
1:26:07
Who the fuck
are we gonna get?
1:26:09
Beats me. No one wants
to work with him.
1:26:12
Is it Monaco or Mon aco?
1:26:15
Monaco?
1:26:17
That's what I thought.
Monaco.
1:26:19
Well, anyway, she's dead.
1:26:21
You know,
I'm thinking about...
1:26:22
What about Kelly Landers?
1:26:24
Absolutely refuses.
1:26:26
Says she'd rather quit.
1:26:27
I have a theory
that he is the one
1:26:29
who cut the brakes
on the car.
1:26:31
Now, I could be crazy, but I figure
a guy who's been married
1:26:33
as long as Prince Reindeer
is ready for a new wife.
1:26:36
I mean, Princess Grace...
beautiful woman and all that...
1:26:38
but she was losing
her looks. Let's be honest.
1:26:40
There were bags
under those eyes.
1:26:41
In other news,
1:26:43
One of Italy's
highest- ranking police officials,
1:26:46
General Alberto DeCarlo...
1:26:48
Kenny, we're one of the biggest
radio stations in America.
1:26:52
We can't just
not do the news.
1:26:54
My program director
Pig Vomit
1:26:56
gets assassinated
by Sicilians in Palermo.
1:26:59
Wouldn't that be wonderful?