1:30:00
Oh, look at this, Robin.
This is unbelievable.
1:30:02
Oh, the underpants
are coming off.
1:30:04
That is the first naked lady
in the history of radio.
1:30:07
Sans panties, sans bra.
1:30:09
I am shocked.
1:30:10
So am I.
This is disgraceful.
1:30:12
We should be taken
off the air.
1:30:13
You've finally done it.
1:30:15
Ohh! Beautiful. You're a work of art.
Did you know that?
1:30:17
Thank you, Howard.
1:30:18
Let me tell you
something.
1:30:19
Now, to ensure our place
in the history of radio,
1:30:21
Mandy has agreed to actually
get on the floor with me
1:30:24
and give me a massage
while she is nude.
1:30:26
What does a massage have to do
with making it into history?
1:30:28
Who knows? I don't know.
Massage, schmas.
1:30:30
I just gotta
get touched.
1:30:31
I can't wait, Howard.
1:30:33
You can't wait?
1:30:34
Let me tell you something...
1:30:35
I'm not kidding around...
You are beautiful,
1:30:37
and my thoughts
are right in the gutter.
1:30:39
You understand what I mean?
1:30:40
This is the Tudor,
right?
1:30:41
Center hall plan,
very traditional.
1:30:43
Naked Woman: I've been
thinking about you, too.
1:30:44
Only reason it's for sale
is they're divorcing.
1:30:48
Would you believe 80%% %
of my listings are from divorces?
1:30:52
Howard: Mmm.
For God's sakes.
1:30:53
Now, what do you suggest
we do here?
1:30:54
Why don't you come lay
over here and get comfortable?
1:30:58
I could do that.
1:31:00
All right.
1:31:01
I can't believe
my luck here.
1:31:02
Don't hurt yourself
getting over there.
1:31:04
I won't.
1:31:05
All right,
hold on a second.
1:31:06
Let me get
my cans on.
1:31:09
OK.
1:31:10
Ooh, you know what?
You know... Oh, man.
1:31:12
Let me soak you in.
1:31:13
Holy cow,
are you naked.
1:31:14
You know what I like
about you?
1:31:15
What?
1:31:16
I like that you're
the perfect height.
1:31:17
I could have sex
with you standing up.
1:31:18
Look at that. Ooh.
1:31:20
Robin:
Howard! You're married.
1:31:23
I am? I mean, I am.
1:31:24
Well, I'm not really
married anymore.
1:31:26
What do you mean?
1:31:27
Take a seat. I'll
Tell you what happened.
1:31:28
My wife was suffering from cancer...
I never told you this...
1:31:30
and she died last night.
1:31:31
I've been single
for exactly 6 hours.
1:31:33
Honey, if you're
up there now,
1:31:35
I know you can hear me,
and you're at God's side,
1:31:37
but I want you to cover
your ears and eyes.
1:31:39
Besides, you're married
to God now...
1:31:41
Your husband's
quite a character.
1:31:43
Only on the radio.
It's just an act.
1:31:46
Oh, oh, that's nice. No one's ever
touched me like this before.
1:31:49
Let me ask you
something.
1:31:50
You have the look
of love in your eyes,
1:31:52
but I'm an ugly man.
I know this.
1:31:54
You couldn't be physically
attracted to me, could you?
1:31:56
Physically, I am.
1:31:57
I mean, you're smart,
you're sexy.