1:32:00
Wait. Excuse me
for one minute. Robin...
1:32:02
I didn't say a thing.
1:32:03
Robin, go up to the cafeteria
and get some lunch.
1:32:06
Yeah, go ahead.
Tell me more about me.
1:32:07
You're funny.
1:32:09
You know what I would
do to you physically?
1:32:11
What would you do?
1:32:13
I don't know what I'd do,
but let me just say something.
1:32:15
Whatever it is,
it would last 3 seconds.
1:32:17
3 seconds,
I'd be finished.
1:32:18
We would have sex, like,
10 times a day. You would love it.
1:32:21
I kind of want to
wrap my legs around you.
1:32:24
You do?
1:32:28
The average radio listener
listens for 18 minutes.
1:32:31
Mm-hmm.
1:32:32
The average Howard Stern fan
listens for...
1:32:34
are you ready for this?
1:32:35
An hour and 20 minutes.
1:32:37
How can that be?
1:32:38
Answer
most commonly given:
1:32:40
"I want to see
what he'll say next."
1:32:42
All right, OK, fine.
1:32:44
But what about the people
who hate Stern?
1:32:46
Good point.
The average Stern hater...
1:32:48
listens for
21/2 hours a day.
1:32:54
Look, but if they hate him,
1:32:56
why do they listen?
1:32:57
Most common answer:
1:32:58
"I want to see
what he'll say next."
1:33:00
- Kenny.
- Fucking twisted. What?
1:33:02
You'd better listen to this.
1:33:04
Howard: This is nice.
You wanna know something?
1:33:06
This is
the God's honest truth.
1:33:07
Come here.
I want to tell you closer.
1:33:09
I am fully aroused right now.
I am totally engorged.
1:33:12
Oh, my God.
1:33:13
Naked Woman:
Well, after the show,
1:33:14
why don't we go someplace else
and see how it feels?
1:33:17
Really? That's great.
1:33:19
You know why I love you?
'Cause you're smart.
1:33:20
- And you're practically a virgin, right?
- [Telephone Buzzing]
1:33:23
Practically.
1:33:24
You have a sharp ass.
1:33:27
I'm gonna be so honest
with you now.
1:33:29
- I've never said this before.
- [Music Plays]
1:33:31
I'm telling you,
I'm a full 21/2 inches,
1:33:33
and I've never been 21/2...
What's the music?
1:33:35
We're off the air.
1:33:36
Are we off the air?
1:33:38
Oh. Would you do me a favor?
Just stay right there, OK?
1:33:42
What the hell's going on?
What are you doing, man?
1:33:44
Look, Rushton told me,
this phone...
1:33:45
Oh, come on, man.
Don't listen to Kenny.
1:33:48
I'm just doing what
he told me, that's all.
1:33:49
Shit, man, you don't
take me off the air
1:33:51
in the middle
of a fucking bit.
1:33:52
Come on.
Don't listen to Kenny.
1:33:53
You're supposed
to listen to me.
1:33:54
He's the boss.
1:33:55
Forget it.
You believe this?
1:33:58
What the hell
are they doing?