1:46:04
It's me!
1:46:05
[Snap]
1:46:06
[Gasping]
1:46:18
Howard:
# I'm a radio star #
1:46:20
# A hit on TV #
1:46:22
# My life is on film #
1:46:24
# Yet it sucks bein' me #
1:46:26
Ben: Shut up! Sit down!
1:46:28
# My life's a wreck #
1:46:30
# I'm bored with sex #
1:46:32
# I've got a big nose
and a skinny neck #
1:46:36
# I can't sing #
1:46:39
# I can't dance #
1:46:41
# I make money talking about
the joke in my underpants #
1:46:44
# I'm a tortured man #
1:46:46
Shut up! Sit down!
1:46:47
# I'm a tortured man #
1:46:48
I told you not to be
stupid, you moron.
1:46:50
Howard: I'm just
thinking for a minute.
1:46:51
Should I trade half my money
for 10 times as much sex?
1:46:54
It's an equation
from hell.
1:46:56
Ray: Oh, well!
1:46:57
It's an equation
from hell.
1:46:58
Oh, well!
1:46:59
It's an equation
from hell.
1:47:00
Oh, well!
1:47:02
Marilyn Manson:
# Your mouth is like a suicide #
1:47:05
# Talkin' like
you never doubt #
1:47:08
# Melting me down #
1:47:10
# And suck, suck,
sucking my brain #
1:47:14
# But I can't be the one
that you need, yeah #
1:47:19
# And I can't be the... #
1:47:21
I bear no grudge
against Howard Stern.
1:47:24
He's been very successful,
and God bless him.
1:47:27
God bless him.
1:47:28
But I'll tell you
something,
1:47:29
I ain't done
too badly myself.
1:47:31
Uh, I manage
a shopping mall
1:47:34
down in
Florence, Alabama.
1:47:35
Yeah. It's the number one
mall in Colbert County,
1:47:39
and it's number 4
in the state,
1:47:41
So, it's not
too bad, you know?
1:47:42
Uh, I play golf
several times a week, you know?
1:47:47
Uh, but
I'll tell you,
1:47:50
if Howard would have
listened to me,
1:47:53
I'd still be
up there in radio.
1:47:57
Still be doing
radio, you know.
1:47:59
[Jackhammer]