:00:21
She's always in my hair
:00:43
I hate scary movies. I should
be studying. You know I got a bio due.
:00:46
Baby, did I mention that
these tickets were free ?
:00:48
Sandra Bullock is playing
right down the street.
:00:52
Nobody wanna pay $7.50 see some Sandra
Bullock shit... unless she's naked.
:00:56
Oh, but you will sit through
a movie called Stab ?
:01:00
It's adrenaline, Maureen.
It's good to be scared.
:01:03
It's primal.
You know what I'm sayin' ?
:01:05
No, I'm gonna tell you
what it is, okay ?
:01:07
It's a dumb-ass white movie
about some dumb-ass white girls...
:01:09
gettin' their white asses
cut the fuck up, okay ?
:01:13
Yeah. I suppose Sandra Bullock
is Miss Ethnicity, right ?
:01:16
Well, no, all I'm saying is that
the horror genre is historical...
:01:19
for excluding
the African-American element.
:01:21
When the hell you get your Ph.D.
in Black Cinema, Sister Souljah ?
:01:24
Listen, I read my Entertainment Weekly,
okay ? I know my shit.
:01:28
Yeah, Maureen. I read my
Black Beat, too, homey.
:01:31
Tonight we're going to have an
all-black movie, all-black cast,
all-black wardrobe, black eyes-
:01:34
Everything.
Black-eyed peas. Black cats-
:01:37
- Crazy.
- Thank you.
:01:40
- Hi. Here you go.
- What's this ?
:01:42
Stab souvenirs.
The studio send them.
:01:44
Hah !
And it's white.
:01:46
- Thanks.
:01:49
Thank you.
:01:58
Kill ! Kill ! Kill !