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last night during a sneak preview
of the new movie Stab.
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Police haven't released any information
except for the victims' names,
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but a press conference is scheduled
for later today.
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The victims, Maureen Evans
and Phil Stevens,
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were both Windsor seniors.
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- Where's Randy ?
- He's got Film Theory this morning.
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...ended with the brutal murders
of two promising-
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Sidney ! Sidney !
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Sidney, did you know
the victims ?
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-Do you feel threatened by the murders ?
-No comment.
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-Do you think there'll be more murders ?
-Sidney ! Sidney !
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-What can you tell us about the victims?
-How about the police?
:14:40
- We just need one statement.
- Please talk to us !
:14:43
You could say what happened in that
theater is a result of the movie itself.
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That is so Moral Majority. You can't
blame real violence on entertainment.
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What ? Wait a second. Yes, you can.
Don't you even watch the news ?
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Yeah. Hello ! The murderer was wearing
a ghost mask, okay ?
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Just like in the movie.
It's directly responsible.
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No, it's not. Movies are not responsible
for our actions.
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It's a classic case of life
imitating art imitating life.
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This is not a hypothetical.
It's not about art.
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I had Biology with that girl.
This is reality.
:15:10
Thank you. I agree with you.
Let me tell you about reality, Mickey.
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I lived through this.
Okay ?
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Life is life.
It doesn't imitate anything.
:15:18
Come on, Randy,
with all due respect,
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the killer obviously patterned himself
after two serial killers...
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- who have been immortalized on film.
- Thank you.
:15:26
Are you suggesting that someone's trying
to make a real-life sequel ?
:15:28
Stab 2 ? Who'd want to do that ?
Sequels suck.
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- Oh, please. Please !
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- By definition alone,
they're inferior films.
- Bullshit generalization.
:15:37
Many sequels have
surpassed their original.
:15:39
- Oh, yeah ?
- Name one.
:15:41
Aliens. Far better
than the first.
:15:43
Yeah, well, there's
no accounting for taste.
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Thank you. Ridley Scott rules.
Name another.
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No. Aliens is a classic, okay ?
"Get away from her, you bitch !"
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Believe the line is "Stay away from her,
you bitch." It's film class, right ?
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- Whatever. You know what I mean.
- Another.
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- T2. - Mmm.
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You've got a hard-on
for Cameron.