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and dedication to the one I love.
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But as in all fairy tales,
midnight comes,
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hard-ons go flaccid
and everything gets dirty again.
:36:11
And this time she says,
'I think I'd rather have a maid.'"
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Hi, I'm Derivative.
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Come to see my work?
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I've got
this medical paraphernalia here,
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which I've made into little objects.
:37:37
Butt-plug stool--
some people say it's like Nayland Blake.
:37:40
No, it's mine, Mr. Derivative.
I made it.
:37:43
Here you have scaffolded video
representing my face
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in six monitors.
Some people say Nam June Paik
:37:49
some people say Bruce Nauman,
no, I made it-- Derivative.
:37:52
I like to lie in bed, as long as I can,
:37:54
let people in the gallery
come and see me.
:37:56
Nothing like the Chris Burden
on the shelf thing,
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it's a Derivative extravaganza.
I invented it. I made it.