1:01:00
Don't worry.
I'll get another job.
1:01:02
Don't bother.
We have one for you.
1:01:05
"Major Dallas...
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you've been selected
for a mission."
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- What mission?
- To save the world.
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"You leave
for Fhloston Paradise.
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Get four stones from the diva
Plavalaguna and bring them back."
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Any questions?
1:01:18
Why me? I retired
six months ago. Remember?
1:01:21
Three reasons.
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One:
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As a member
of the Elite Special Forces Unit...
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you are an expert in the use of
all necessary weapons and spacecraft.
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Two: You're the most highly
decorated member of your unit.
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The third?
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Of all the members of your unit,
you're the only one left alive.
1:01:40
Check your messages?
1:01:41
I've had enough good news.
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Might be important.
1:01:47
You're a winner!
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You've won the Gemini Contest
and a trip to Fhloston Paradise for two.
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Here are your tickets.
1:01:56
You rigged the contest?
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Congratulations.
1:02:02
You couldn't
be more discreet?
1:02:04
Old tricks are the best tricks.
1:02:07
Major Iceborg will
accompany you as your wife.
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I am not going.
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Why not?
1:02:27
Excuse me, General.
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Who is it?
1:02:32
Who is it?
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My wife.
1:02:37
You remarried?
1:02:38
Yes... no. I just met this girl,
but I'm going to marry her.
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I love her,
but she hates the military.
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She knows the military
ruined my last marriage.
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She can't have anything
to do with it.
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If she sees you,
she'll kill me.
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- Major--
- You gotta hide somewhere.
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You've gotta help me.
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We'd love to,
but where can we hide?
1:02:58
We don't
have time for this.