:09:00
GAZ: I can't always have
the red carpet out for you.
:09:02
Anyway,
it's not your mum's house.
:09:04
It's what's-his-name--Barry's.
:09:07
Tell you what.
:09:08
Next weekend,
I'll have a big tidy around.
:09:10
I promise.
Even go and see a footie game.
:09:12
NATHAN: yeah?
:09:13
GAZ: yeah. Sunday League
going down the park...
:09:15
has got some right good players.
:09:17
NATHAN: United playing Man U,
aren't they?
:09:20
GAZ: Oh, Nathe, you know
I can't stretch to that.
:09:22
NATHAN: you're always
making me do stupid stuff.
:09:25
Other dads don't do that.
:09:28
GAZ: Don't they? Aye.
:09:31
NATHAN: Aye.
:09:36
GAZ: Hey, Nathe.
:09:37
We could try
and sneak into Man U.
:09:38
Terry were telling us
about this gap in fence.
:09:40
NATHAN: No!
:09:41
GAZ: All right.
I'll get tickets. I will.
:09:45
Ooh, ah, Cantona,
has to wear a girlie bra.
:09:50
Stuff 'em, Nathe.
:09:55
Fuck.
:10:01
MANAGER: I want your
application letters finished...
:10:03
by the time I get back, right?
:10:05
Any problems, I'm outside.
:10:15
GAZ: I tell you, when women
start pissing like us...
:10:19
that's it.
:10:21
We're finished, Dave.
:10:22
Extincto.
:10:24
DAVE: yeah, I mean, how?
:10:27
you know?
:10:29
TERRY:
Genetic mutations, isn't it?
:10:31
They're turning into us.
:10:32
GAZ: A few years,
and men won't exist...
:10:35
except in a zoo or something.
:10:37
We're not needed no more,
are we?
:10:39
Obsolete. Dinosaurs.
:10:43
yesterday's news.
:10:47
Like skateboards.
:10:49
GERALD: Button it. Some of us
are trying to get a job.
:10:52
Hey, it says no smoking in here.
:10:54
GAZ: Oh, and it says
Jobclub up there...
:10:56
and when were the last time
you saw one of them walk in?