:11:00
you forget, Gerald,
you're not our foreman anymore.
:11:03
you're just like
the rest of us--scrap.
:11:06
Shut it, right?
:11:10
DAVE: Hang on, then.
:11:12
Why were all them women
in working men's club?
:11:15
Now, then,
because of us--men.
:11:19
GAZ:
you call them Chippendales men?
:11:21
Degrading, that's what it were.
:11:22
How many lasses were there,
though?
:11:25
Thousands, baying for blood.
:11:27
Ten quid to watch some fucking
poof get his kit off.
:11:31
DAVE: Right. Times ten quid
by a thousand, right?
:11:34
And you've got...
:11:37
yeah, well, a lot--a very lot.
:11:40
Ten thousand quid.
:11:44
-How much?
-Ten thousand quid.
:11:51
Hey, now, Dave, it's worth
a thought, though, isn't it?
:11:57
GERALD: Oh, aye. Could just see
Little and Large...
:11:58
prancing around Sheffield
with their widgers hanging out.
:12:01
Now that would be worth
ten quid.
:12:03
GAZ: Don't be so bloody daft.
We were just saying--
:12:05
GERALD: Widgers on parade.
Bring your own microscope.
:12:08
I don't see
why the chuff not, Gerald.
:12:10
Because you're fat,
and he's thin...
:12:13
and you're both fucking ugly.
:12:14
GAZ: Fucking bastard.
:12:31
GAZ: What's all this
about sole custody?
:12:32
you know what it is, Gary.
:12:34
If you want joint custody,
you have to pay your share--
:12:36
seven hundred quid.
:12:37
I'm on dole,
in case you hadn't noticed.
:12:39
Then get a job.
I'll get you a job.
:12:41
At two pound fifty an hour in
black hole of fucking Calcutta?
:12:44
No, thank you.
:12:45
Fine. If you want to go off
and play your games, Gary...
:12:48
then you do that, but Nathan's
gonna have two parents.
:12:50
GAZ: your bloody live-in lover's
gonna do that, is he?
:12:52
Abracadabra.
Here he is. Evening, Barry.
:12:55
That'll be for court to decide.
:12:58
No, it won't.
Nathan's yours and he's mine...