1:01:00
DAVE: I'm here--
working, earning--that's where.
1:01:03
Not pissing about.
1:01:05
End of chat.
1:01:08
GAZ: Dave.
1:01:10
-Come on, Dave.
-No.
1:01:13
GAZ: All right, then.
1:01:15
Ooh! Very nice.
1:01:17
DAVE: Gaz, please, don't.
1:01:18
GAZ: Come on,
Mr. Security Guard, do your job.
1:01:20
Gazza.
1:01:23
GERALD: Horse, mate,
get out there and tell them...
1:01:24
there's a bit of a delay.
1:01:25
HORSE: They won't wait forever.
1:01:30
GUY: Ohh.
1:01:41
GAZ: Keep up, you fat bastard.
1:01:42
[Alarm sounding]
Aah!
1:01:47
Don't ever call me
a fat bastard, all right?!
1:01:50
All right?!
1:01:51
GAZ: We need you, Dave.
1:01:55
I can't.
1:02:01
I just can't, all right?
1:02:06
HORSE: Listen...
1:02:08
just think of the most boring
thing you can come up with.
1:02:10
That should keep it
well in order.
1:02:12
-Like what?
-Double glazing salesmen?
1:02:15
HORSE:
Gardening. The Queen's speech.
1:02:17
GUY: Dire Straits' double album.
Nature programs.
1:02:20
GERALD: I like nature programs.
1:02:22
GUY: Aye, but they don't
give you a hard-on, do they?
1:02:26
Do they? Blimey, Gerald.
1:02:28
GERALD: Shut up!
It's not funny. It's medical.
1:02:31
[Laughter]
1:02:37
He's not coming.
1:02:40
It's all right.
We can do without him.
1:02:43
["Rock and Roll Part Two"
playing]
1:02:45
GARY GLITTER SINGING: Hey!
1:02:47
Hey!
1:02:49
Hey!
1:02:51
Hey!