1:13:00
[Alarm sounding]
1:13:01
-Yaah!
-Ha ha ha!
1:13:03
[Cornet playing]
1:13:19
[Brass band playing]
1:14:09
GAZ: They bloody are, you know.
1:14:11
They're holding hands.
1:14:13
-They're never.
-Straight up.
1:14:17
DAVE: I never even hold hands
with ruddy ladies, me.
1:14:19
Maybe I should.
1:14:22
Well, who'd have
bloody thought it, eh?
1:14:27
Ah, well,
there's nowt as queer as folk.
1:14:32
Eh, Gaz, I said
there's nowt as queer as folk.
1:14:37
GAZ: Shut up, Dave. It's
supposed to be a bloody funeral.
1:14:39
DAVE: I'm sorry.
1:14:51
WOMAN: Hey, look. Who's that?
1:14:53
-It's that guy.
-Show us your pecs!
1:14:54
[Woman wolf whistles]
1:14:55
SECOND WOMAN:
Let's see your knob, boy.
1:14:57
[Woman whistling]